Beet your ass

When corrective action is needed without violence, a peeled beet is used to place a red mark in the ass crack.

If you make her mad because you aren’t doing your job, she will beet your ass so you don’t forget!

by Imwithstupid June 29, 2022

beetle nut

a micronesian drug thats makes you hallucinate and disables your nervous system if overdosed

I took beetle nut the other day and I felt so comfortable that day for 6 hours I couldnt move but i liked it

by furrinesses July 7, 2022

beetlegorp

mind games

Steve: well then do it
Phil: no because then you be like “mind games haha beetlegorp”
Steve: Alien noises haha

by Cyclone tMn July 15, 2023

beetlegorp

mind games

woahhh dude dont try to beetlegorp me

by Jamieson Fuddrucker July 15, 2023

Beetlejuicing

A couple engaging in lewd fondling in a public venue.

"So the plan is to start Beetlejuicing near the end of the meal, so staff will boot us out of the restaurant before we get the bill."

by MarkAntonySPQR September 17, 2023

Classic Beetle

The Volkswagen Type 1, widely known as the Volkswagen Beetle, is an economy car produced by the German auto maker Volkswagen (VW) from 1938 until 2003. With over 21 million manufactured in an air-cooled, rear-engined, rear-wheel drive configuration, the Beetle is the longest-running and most-manufactured automobile of a single design platform anywhere in the world.The Beetle was officially designated as the Volkswagen Type 1 and was marketed in Europe by the designations Volkswagen 1100, 1200, 1300, 1500, or 1600 – denoting its engine size. The model became widely known in its home country as the Käfer, German for "beetle", and the model ultimately took the same nickname in English. In the 1950s, the Beetle was more comfortable and powerful than most European small cars, having been designed for sustained high speed on the Autobahn. It remained a top seller in the US, owing much of its success to high build-quality and innovative advertising, ultimately giving rise to variants, including the Volkswagen Karmann Ghia and the Volkswagen Type 2 van.

Person 1: Hey whats that?
Person 2: Thats a classic beetle!
Person 1: Whats that!
Person 2 : The greatest car ever!

by WINNING....................... April 8, 2011

Ma Beets

A way of referring to the worst food in Minecraft (Beetroots)

"Wtf dude you just robbed ma beets"

by ironic mf November 7, 2019