Beumed

Beumed - to hurt yourself, to lose an argument. Normally used to describe a state of unfortunate happenings to yourself.
Singular is to Beume - To Beume/hurt yourself, or could be used to suggest sexual advances - Should we Beume sex now?
Beuming is also a member of the Beumed family. Beuming is commonly used as a describing word.

You just got Beumed bitten by that rabid dog.
Im going to Beume hurt you!
That show was Beuming cool aye!

by Camdogg July 5, 2006

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Chinese Blumpkin

Performing cunnilingus on woman while she has a bowel movement and is also menstruating. Named after Red China.

"Sheila was very frisky while we were getting ready for bed last night," said John, excitedly. "She asked me to give her a Chinese Blumpkin!

by GrossVocab99 February 5, 2010

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faggot blumpkin

a homosexual male that lets his partner give him a blowjob while shitting

dude evan is giving josh a faggot blumpkin :(

by tonloke February 24, 2011

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Blumpkin XR

When a woman sucks a man off while he takes a shit into a frying pan. Then, after the shit is properly fried, the man fork feeds the poo to her.

"Oh baby I'm hungry"
-"Mmm, eat this Blumpkin XR, ho!"

by The Corester M. (knoxville bitches) December 24, 2007

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Smashing Blumpkin

After receiving a fine blumpkin from your partner, make them bite their teeth on the toilet rim and then stomp on the back of their head with your foot.

"Man, I tried out a smashing blumpkin with this skank last night and she lost her mind at the prospect of this innovation."

by generalgrizzle January 21, 2010

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