The benedict spray

On consumption of a supersize banquet, one may then proceed to pass wind in vast "machine gun" explosions. This is a early symptom of what is later known as "The Benedict Spray", where violent amounts of liquid feces will splatter the entire bowl of the toilet seat. And i mean, the entire bowl.

Excuse me dear, are you okay in there?
Im afraid a cruel attack of the benedict spray has infected the bowl of your loo, Sara.

by shophy March 6, 2011

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double-banged

1. Australian Police term used when a person has been given a fine and a defect, or two fines in the same incident, for a similar offence. A person is generally double-banged because Police have a dislike of that person due to previous dealings, that person is a drug dealer or scumbag, or they are rude to Police while doing their job.

2. Relates to a person (read 'victim'), often drunk' who was assaulted by two other people. The person being assualted is often unaware why they were assualted, or feel it was completely unprovoked.

1. When a Police Officer issues a member of the public a fine and also defects their car, in the same incident. Generally, the motor vehicle is usuaully defected first, then a fine is issued for having driven a motor vehicle which had breached motor vehicle standards while driven on a road or road related area e.g. bald tyres. A person is likely to get double-banged after firstly arguing with, or abusing Police while performing their duties. If you get double-banged, you have failured the 'Attitude Test'...

2. I just double-banged that truckie. He failed the 'Attitude Test'.... Nyira lippi!

3. That bloody cop double-banged me for stuff all!

4. I was just sitting there, minding my own business, when they came up and double-banged me. Gunta wiya!

by Minya Wati November 26, 2013

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