beerslut

The type of slut that only looks good after a few beers.

Normally I wouldn't fuck that beer slut, but I was too drunk to care.

by dumb nigger slut May 13, 2003

beerpong

a game tht is most oftenly confused with that of beiruit by retards. beer pong still consists of 4 people, some cups, and some beer. 2 players to a team, and two cups per team, one in each corner. the game is played like regular ping pong. except when the other team scores on you, you have to drink, also if they get it into one of the cups you have to drink. Sound stupid? So do you when you say beerpong but mean beiruit.

bob: hey is there gonna be beerpong at that party tonight?

greg: no you dumbass, but there will be beiruit.

bob: oh good, thats so much better.

by kyles89 January 24, 2010

BeeRusing

(Beeruzing) A counterpart of perusing in that the difference is basically the subject matter itself. Instead of perusing, reading words, surveying or examining in detail, The Object for examine in this instance is Beer itself and entails the art of selecting the right Beer for the night at the Store, and not to exclude when one makes a custom 6 pack Choice of cultural diverse beer for taste testing. Likely a trend of Beer drinking connoisseurs.

Man: "Hey Hon i'm going grocery shopping"

Wife: "For what i did that last week?"

Man: "I ran out of beer and feel like beerusing at the local store or head to the brewhouse for a new taste, So don't wait up for me..."

Wife: "Only the finest for you my man, Your a gentleman and a scholar"

Man: " Shut your face woman, Shit is about to get real!"

by JayPhiZzle May 14, 2011

beerpussy

1. A guy who drinks too much to get an erection after a few too many alcoholic beverages have been consumed.

2. A fat man with a beergut. Often seen breaking windows and repeatedly questioning his own beerpussiness 'Beerpussy?' as if he isn't one himself.

3. Slang term for the opportunity for copulation with a drunken slut.

"Wow! What a beerpussy!"
"You call me beerpussy?"
"I'm on the hunt for some sweet sweet beerpussy!"

by chrychek November 20, 2006

beerskank

The smell that comes from the (usually sleeping) bodies of people who have had too much to drink

The smell of my dorm room.

I played Circle for three hours and passed out in my bed and now my sheets smell like beerskank

by Mrs_Boston January 21, 2008

beeps

this is shorthand for the hottest chick at U of Chicago; now, while you may balk and declare, "there are no hotass chicas at Chicago; they're all nasty recluse bitches!" -- well, I am telling you otherwise. She likes to b-cup it down the street, wear beaded thongs, buy 400 dollar dior belts, and have sex in Regenstein Library. Yes, she might not have the cleanest record with the guys (she was nardified), but she does take care of herself, get waxed on a frequent basis, and eat at least one meal a day.

Do you know any chick that will model any vs lingerie I buy for her? Most certainly -- beeps.

by Bradford A April 18, 2003

beerswim

As a verb, the act of consuming alcoholic libations in a body of water.
As a noun, any event where beerswimming takes place.

Eventually, it got so hot that we had no option but to beerswim in the creek.
"Jeez, it's about time for a beerswim!"

by Muckerson January 11, 2008