Matt: Dude, I got major blue balls, girl turned out to be a carnivore.
Ian: No worries man, treat your beet!
Ian: No worries man, treat your beet!
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A style of low-rent abortion performed world-wide. A large dung beetle or similar insect is released into a woman's vagina to locate and eat the fetus. Often results in disease and/or internal damage.
Mozambique has many back-alley abortionists skilled in dung beetle abortion.
Carla had a dung beetle abortion done and the little motherfucker bit off her clit.
Carla had a dung beetle abortion done and the little motherfucker bit off her clit.
by jkey December 6, 2007
Get the dung beetle abortion mug.A very thin, pencil-dick shaped body with no brain attatched inside of his head. He likes to fill his head (normally by the mouf) with dick to fill in place of his missing brain. So he fills his mouth with penis as much as possible. He gets an odd orgasmic sensation from wearing a flat-billed hat with logos he knows nothing about and loud music generally referring to old-school rappers of which he also knows nothing about. He also tries to surround himself with large women that remind him of his mother to make him feel better about his large ego and pencil-dick-like body. Thus making him appear as a pencil-dick-looking faggot.
Girl 1: Hey! There's someone looking at you from across the room.
Girl 2: Oooh, is he cute?!
Girl 1: Oh, no, it's just a Steven-Beets.
Girl 2: Oh, God, hide behind that trash can!
Girl 2: Oooh, is he cute?!
Girl 1: Oh, no, it's just a Steven-Beets.
Girl 2: Oh, God, hide behind that trash can!
by MyNameIsJonas1 April 21, 2011
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by Breadstraw March 10, 2009
Get the Beetle Grip mug.One who plays Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 obsessively. Although he owns a copy of COD: Black Ops, he insists on playing MW2. He says it's a better game, but we all know it's because he can't get a kill without one man army noob tubing.
Must be party leader at all times. Has to have it his way or no way. His extreme racist comments used to be funny, but now it's just annoying. Will whine, sob, and curl up in a corner if he doesn't have his way.
Typically muted by other players who cross his path. People find that his opinions are of no importance, while he views himself as a divine entity.
Must be party leader at all times. Has to have it his way or no way. His extreme racist comments used to be funny, but now it's just annoying. Will whine, sob, and curl up in a corner if he doesn't have his way.
Typically muted by other players who cross his path. People find that his opinions are of no importance, while he views himself as a divine entity.
by Paybackisgreat February 21, 2011
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