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Treat Your Beet

The vegetarian version of beat your meat or to jack off, masturbate, or pleasure yourself.
Matt: Dude, I got major blue balls, girl turned out to be a carnivore.
Ian: No worries man, treat your beet!
by TheVurdmeister July 24, 2011
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beetlejuice

a cracked out midget with the most messed up teeth ever. goatizzles role model
by bo/krunk October 5, 2003
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dung beetle abortion

A style of low-rent abortion performed world-wide. A large dung beetle or similar insect is released into a woman's vagina to locate and eat the fetus. Often results in disease and/or internal damage.
Mozambique has many back-alley abortionists skilled in dung beetle abortion.

Carla had a dung beetle abortion done and the little motherfucker bit off her clit.
by jkey December 6, 2007
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steven-beets

A very thin, pencil-dick shaped body with no brain attatched inside of his head. He likes to fill his head (normally by the mouf) with dick to fill in place of his missing brain. So he fills his mouth with penis as much as possible. He gets an odd orgasmic sensation from wearing a flat-billed hat with logos he knows nothing about and loud music generally referring to old-school rappers of which he also knows nothing about. He also tries to surround himself with large women that remind him of his mother to make him feel better about his large ego and pencil-dick-like body. Thus making him appear as a pencil-dick-looking faggot.
Girl 1: Hey! There's someone looking at you from across the room.
Girl 2: Oooh, is he cute?!
Girl 1: Oh, no, it's just a Steven-Beets.

Girl 2: Oh, God, hide behind that trash can!
by MyNameIsJonas1 April 21, 2011
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Benetials

Absolute Chad— to say the least. His balls are shriveled and crusty, but his schlong is muchas-long; his girth unmatched. But overall, the schlong is no match for his long-ass nips.
Yo, Benetials be lookinthicka than a snicka today!
by Lickin D. Znütz March 22, 2022
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Beetle Grip

when you stick your index finger in a girls arse and your thumb in her vagina and try to make them touch
Shut up or i'll beetle grip you!
by Breadstraw March 10, 2009
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Beetledad

One who plays Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 obsessively. Although he owns a copy of COD: Black Ops, he insists on playing MW2. He says it's a better game, but we all know it's because he can't get a kill without one man army noob tubing.

Must be party leader at all times. Has to have it his way or no way. His extreme racist comments used to be funny, but now it's just annoying. Will whine, sob, and curl up in a corner if he doesn't have his way.

Typically muted by other players who cross his path. People find that his opinions are of no importance, while he views himself as a divine entity.
yeah he's a real Beetledad
by Paybackisgreat February 21, 2011
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