Fair is foul

1. When 3 women with beards tell you that you’re gonna become king so you murder everyone you know and then get murdered by a caesarian man and a walking forest

2. when you think something is fair but then it turns out it’s actually not #plottwist

1.
WOMAN WITH BEARD 3: ‘and king thereafter’
MACBETH: ‘well time to kill’ *pulls out sword*
2.
person 1: ‘aw man i was forced to submit an application and now i’m gonna become a prefect’
person 2: ‘well fair is foul so ur just gonna have to deal with it’

by Gaygobbler June 11, 2023

Pulling A Faire

Being depressed and making your profile picture on discord a depressed anime character

I swear... You are literally just Pulling A Faire.

by ANONline March 4, 2021

Renaissance Fair

A place where nerdy swingers go to whore around with pirates and wenches.

Let's go to the Renaissance Fair, it's been awhile since I've been revolted WHILE getting an STD.

by Godless Dad November 12, 2022

Lazy Fair

The lazy way of saying "Laissez-faire"

"Dude, I feel like there should be more lazy fair in our country."
"You mean 'Laissez-faire?'"
"Yeah"

by Licensed_Nerd September 15, 2020

Fair-a-nofski

A derivative of "fair enough", "fair-a-nofski" is a response to a statement or outcome that is assumed to be an absolute truth despite being based on no fact whatsoever. "Fair-a-nofski" denotes scepticism or dis-belief.

The first reported use of the phrase was after Christopher Columbus presented his plans to find a Western route to the Orient to King John II of Portugal (see example).

King John II: ...But Christopher, you cannot sail to the West. You fall off the edge of the Eartn - the Earth is flat!

Christopher Columbus: Fair-a-nofski.

by The Tower that is High December 12, 2012

Fair play

Another say of showing satisfaction to a situation or question. Another way of saying "fair enough"

1. "You wanna go out tomorrow night?"
2. "Na can't mate"
1. " what u doing?"
2. " I got work"
1. "Fair play. How about Friday?"
2. "Yh thats cool"
1."alright calm. See u then"

by Flynn Garcia August 9, 2021

Fair Up

An expression of support or encouragement. Used for footy teams, and often used to goad willing friends into illegal or stupid activities.

Australian slang.

#1: Fair up the Titans!

#2 (while on the back of a ute doing more than 100km/h): Fair up 'im Davo! Feed it!

#3 (while convincing mates to get fuck eyed): Fair up the beers aye.

by kingofspin March 12, 2020