Barney

An evil carnivore who loved the girlish color pink. In 1956, he killed many people and many famous people. Barney is the devil's son, disguised in a pink, big fat coat, acting such a good-goody. But Barney -- behind the sences, is an alcoholic, a cusser, a gambler -- (Gasp!) -- even a bad person!

A mild form of "hell." Instead of using "hell" or "heck," "Barney" is the safer word to say.

1.God dang it! That freak Barney is going to send me to hell tommorow... dang it.

2.Some ass at work said I am going to Barney. What the f*** does he think?

3.I might go to Barney if I steal more wine.

by Tim August 16, 2004

barneyed

to become intoxicated to the point you act stupid and happy like the purple dinosaur.

Dude, Joe got so barneyed last night I wanted to smack the piss out of him.

by DDLittle September 29, 2007

Barney

A randomer
Someone who is just there. Your not really sure who they are or who their with therefore they are random

The party was full of barneys so we left.

by 617 Boston October 24, 2007

Barnes

To do something so worthless and so horribly wrong that you should proboly kill yourself.

I can't believe he just did that, he is so barnes.

by Joe Ard. May 2, 2006

Drew Barnes

A girl name. She is beautiful and errisistable!!! all the boys love her, she is never shy and very funny. she always makes you smile!!!

Shawn: Wow Drew Barnes looks really georgous today!!
John: Shes irrisistable!!

by starstruk June 19, 2009

barney

london slang for trouble; barney-> barney rubble-> trouble

I'm in barney with my girlfriend after sleeping with her sister again.

by Jeff October 29, 2004

Barney

A person who's like a coconut(even though he hates them) hard from outside but soft and nice from the inside. Knows what they should do but just needs a push. Are OBSESSED with their cars and bikes and like addressing them as 'her' :P Approach with great caution can be harmful for your nose. Don't try fighting back you'll just end up hurting yourself. They tend not to talk a lot and can be complicated at times but thats only when they're pms'ing. Panick over every little thing but its their way of caring. Know what to say to make you feel better. People they care about mean the world to them. Can be extremely cozy and cuddly. Can be very observative, and likes knowing every little detail.

To sum it all up.. Gem of a dinosaur..

Leave my nose alone you Barney

by Qutta..!! May 17, 2010