Barberton

A small town near Akron, Ohio, that modeled itself after rural Kentucky. Claims to have more toothless women and in-bred dumb-fucks, than any place on Earth. (trailer park central)
AKA, Barbertucky
The chicken sucks
Average level of education: 6th grade.

Whew! This place smells like Barberton.

by skinser May 4, 2004

Barbed Wire

The great tasting beer of QLD, XXXX . Gets its name as the four X's looks like a barbed wire.

"G'day mate get us a barbed wire will ya"
"No worries mate, gold or bitter?"
"Red heavy mate I'm charging!"

by Kryzz July 24, 2013

backyard barbecue

A time where you and your friends/family go out to the backyard and attempt so many meat products that you will piss off enviromental activists since you wasted fossil fuels, animals just to have a good time. if you only have friends, it will generally become a beer drinking contest

John and his boys were wasted from the backyard barbecue, all because he had to have 5 beers with his ribs

by derek May 13, 2005

Barbeque Pounder

Squirt a heaping helping of barbeque in her ear. And then you have it with the lady from behind until you both comb. Then you call it a night. Onions optional.

She was deaf for a week after i gave her a barbeque pounder. Also i dipped some chicken nuggets in her ears.

by Ye Mautse January 25, 2009

barbed surprise

When prior to sexual intercourse (more often non-consensual then consensual)a man wraps his man meat in barbed or razor wire.

This inflicts massive damage to the orfices that the perpetrator decides to defile with his god rod.

"My penis hurts so much after I gave Joseph a barbed surprise...but it was worth it."

by Argonak April 15, 2008

Birmingham Barber Pole

Refers to a sex act in which a woman is giving a man a blow job and he secretly pulls out an electric razor and begins to shave her head until she gets up and runs away.

My buddy bet me I couldn't pull off a Birmingham Barber Pole... Joke's on him, I got in three passes with the razor before she ran away.

by Lil'Georgie'sCreamsicle September 17, 2010

Kiera Barber

A young talented soon to be star! She is bright and smiles alot..Even when nothing is funny, or she is sad. Kiera loves boys with the names Brandon or Randy! She likes the WWE. World Wrestling Entertainment She hates It when people call it the WWF!
Kiera Barber is a great person to be around. She is a great Problem solver!

Kiera Barber will soon be a star. Its her destiny!

by East High School Board October 17, 2008