Texas barbecue

Basically, a Texas barbecue is when a bunch of rednecks get together and have an orgy.

Yes, you sick fucks, this does include family as well.

Mommy, where are you and Daddy going?
Mom - “Oh sweetly, me and Daddy are going to a Texas barbecue with the neighbors”

Sis -“What are you doing, step bro?”
Step bro -“I’m gonna take you to the Texas barbecue down the road!”

by Thatbitchwhosomehowisoffensive September 26, 2020

Ukrainian barbecue

Hitting the crystal pistol
Having some shardonnay
Blowing ice clouds

The chef was really keen to fire up the Ukrainian barbecue

by Bbqpitmaster February 13, 2021

Afghan barbecue

When you Dutch oven someone but let a full poo out.

Last night sucked, this guy gave me an Afghan barbecue.

by Dickhole6669cuk January 16, 2022

Footscray barbecue

A method of conflict resolution in neighbourhood disputes, whereby the party who believes that they have been wronged over a minor misdemeanour, places a bag of dog faeces in the offending neighbour's mailbox, douses them with a half a cup of metho / 2 stroke fuel etc and sets them on fire.
(Relating to Footscray, a particularly rough / working class suburb in Melbourne, Australia.)

"Man! Kylie Minogue was so pissed, she went over to the other side of Ramsay Street and gave Jason Donovan a Footscray barbecue!"

by Fangz-bedangz May 12, 2024

Tesla barbecue

A number of Tesla cars at the same location on fire. E.g at a parking lot or car dealership.

"Hey guys, there's a Tesla barbecue at the parking lot"

by hylleLXIX April 2, 2025

your barbecue boy

if you hear this like jus know your bouta get cooked

dude 1: Your hairline is so deformed

dude 2: Dont let me get on your ass, your barbecue boy

by BBBC HANDLER May 5, 2025

Louisiana Barbecue

When you shove a fish filet up your friends ass and make your other friend eat it out

"Bro i'm going make you and Harper a Louisiana Barbecue if you don't stop fucking with me"

by Gar With a Bow July 18, 2025