An incredibly lazy human being with no skill set who gets through life by stealing the work of others and passing it off as their own. Though bandarlogs can come in all shapes and sizes, they tend to be bald, middle-aged men with stooped shoulders. Bandarlogs are drawn to IT professions, where they can attempt to confuse others by using technical jargon, usually incorrectly.
I asked the IT guy why my code wasn't running and the bandarlog replied that he would have to check the metadata before rebooting the server - what a POBAW!
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Get the bandarlog mug.A band that exists only in name and concept. The greatest fake bands promote their name without plans to ever rehearse, record, or play live.
"You don't fuck with Cupcakes & Beer, man - we rawk hard."
"That's your fake band foo, you guys talk and rock a bar stool."
"That's your fake band foo, you guys talk and rock a bar stool."
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A band that uses several computerized programs to pitch correct and Autotone vocals as well as perfect instrumentals, but when preforming live (out of the studio) sound like a poor, inebriated rendition of their recorded album.
Did you see the Superbowl XLV halftime show? Fergie sounded like she was pushing out a rabid ferret! The Black Eyed Peas showed the world just how big of a studio band they are.
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Get the Rubber Band Money mug.A severe case in which a band member feels the insatiable need to spend every possible hour with other band members well after marching season is over; a withdrawal symptom of long hours of band camp and after school practice.
Random passerby: Why's there a giant mob of kids in black overalls marching down the shopping center?
An intellectual: They're suffering from post-marching band depression.
An intellectual: They're suffering from post-marching band depression.
by Golgi apparatus November 11, 2017
Get the Post-Marching Band Depression mug.what everyone says about a certain band they like. it's stupid because it changes to a different one every month to a year for most people. there is no single "greatest band ever", it's a personal opinion that's not stationary.
joe age 15- HIM is the greatest band ever!!!
joe age 16- Nirvana is the greatest band ever!!!
joe age 17- Fall Out Boy is the greatest band ever!!!
joe age 18- Marilyn Manson is the greatest band ever!!!
joe age 19- U2 is the greatest band ever!!!
joe age 20- Blink-182 is the greatest band ever!!!
and it goes on and on and on and on and on...........
joe age 16- Nirvana is the greatest band ever!!!
joe age 17- Fall Out Boy is the greatest band ever!!!
joe age 18- Marilyn Manson is the greatest band ever!!!
joe age 19- U2 is the greatest band ever!!!
joe age 20- Blink-182 is the greatest band ever!!!
and it goes on and on and on and on and on...........
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Band geeks will:
1. Giggle when a non band member starts a sentence with "One time at band camp"
2. Always have a new story about something that happened in band that day.
3. Get along with theater kids very well.
4. Have no problem changing clothes in front of other band members... even members of the opposite sex.
5. Can flirt, get physical, hug, kiss and get all up on each other without really having feelings for the person.
6. Are usually a group of horny little bastards.
7. Stick to each other like glue and are like a family.
8. Usually are best friends with the rest of the band upon the first day of meeting them.
9. Go to the football games just to do there show and pep band stuff. They don't normally watch the games, they play cards in the stands on their off time.
10. Have disorganized thoughts, that other band geeks can understand.
11. Enjoy bipodding through the halls singing Broadway music.
12. Enjoy musical theater.
13. Have a bunch of inside jokes that only other band members will understand.
14. Enjoy long bus rides.
15. Will sing stupid songs and play stupid games and enjoy it.
16. Practically lives in the band room.
17. Uses their band lockers for their other classes along with their instruments... never really using their hall lockers, but rather coming to the band room between each class to get stuff for next period.
18. Are all out of their minds.
19. And are the coolest bunch of people you will ever meet.
Band geeks will:
1. Giggle when a non band member starts a sentence with "One time at band camp"
2. Always have a new story about something that happened in band that day.
3. Get along with theater kids very well.
4. Have no problem changing clothes in front of other band members... even members of the opposite sex.
5. Can flirt, get physical, hug, kiss and get all up on each other without really having feelings for the person.
6. Are usually a group of horny little bastards.
7. Stick to each other like glue and are like a family.
8. Usually are best friends with the rest of the band upon the first day of meeting them.
9. Go to the football games just to do there show and pep band stuff. They don't normally watch the games, they play cards in the stands on their off time.
10. Have disorganized thoughts, that other band geeks can understand.
11. Enjoy bipodding through the halls singing Broadway music.
12. Enjoy musical theater.
13. Have a bunch of inside jokes that only other band members will understand.
14. Enjoy long bus rides.
15. Will sing stupid songs and play stupid games and enjoy it.
16. Practically lives in the band room.
17. Uses their band lockers for their other classes along with their instruments... never really using their hall lockers, but rather coming to the band room between each class to get stuff for next period.
18. Are all out of their minds.
19. And are the coolest bunch of people you will ever meet.
by BandChick June 22, 2007
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