Baltimorgue

A derogatory term for Baltimore. Due to its high murder rate, it came to a point when morgues can no longer clean and store the dead bodies they recieve every year

Non-nigger #1: So the riots just happened, then what????
Non-nigger #2: That's Baltimorgue, no need to say "what?". Niggers ran that city for decades

by i hate sjws October 16, 2018

baltic mini-ramp

This is a homosexual competition in which two gay male partners have anal intercourse with eachother until their fecal matter is in one compacted ball and ready to explode out of the anus. Both partners then lay down right next to one another on their stomachs. They then shove their testicles up between their legs forming a "mini-ramp" next to the anus.

The goal of this competition is to shoot the compacted shit-ball off of the testicles and see who ramps it the farthest. Loser of the competition eats both of the shit-balls.

person 1: "Why does that faggot have brown teeth?"

person 2: "He lost the Baltic Mini-Ramp last night. What a fag!"

by glimpze740 July 3, 2008

Baltimore Bush Fire

I guy and a girl are bangin so hard and fast that the friction created provides enough heat for both partners pubs to light on fire. It is very painfull!

"OH GOD! We were bangin so hard we started a baltimore bush fire!"

by Will Butterton June 9, 2008

The Park School of Baltimore

This is the only private school in the Baltimore County to Baltimore area that isn't snobby. We may be somewhat rich but we don't act like it at all. Were not like Saint Pauls which is a school that if you don't LAX you will pretty much be shunned. If you don't pop up your collar on your Neon Green or Pink Ralph Lauren polo with a seashell necklace with a shark tooth on it you will be shunned even more. Now to Boy's Latin which is pretty much the same. Same thing with Loyola but a little less. Gilman same but less but since they are exceptionally snobby they are at the Saint Paul level. Not to hark on these schools but if you didn't go to those schools you would or should i should say make fun of the school your at now even if you leave it you still will. I think everyone should think that everything that i have just said is true and that you probably think it is about your exact school but since you have to stand up for your school you have to disagree. I don't mean to hate but it's true. And if your not like the majority stereotypical people that go to these schools then thank you.

SP guy: Oh hey i forgot to bring my laxer stick.
BL guy: Oh fuckin shit cum (I think cussing sounds and is cool! hehe) i forgot it to!

I didn't include Mcdonough because i don't really know that school but it seems decent. The Park School of Baltimore is kick-ass!

by WillJD October 11, 2011

baltic squid

a ventilation device designed by Clint Price , Jim Wymer , Pat Bell that gives maximum suck for minimun horespower

A air powered device with a multiple of hoses ,hence the Baltic Squid

by Clint Price September 2, 2008

baltimore chill

when shits get you down but you decide to keep it cool. Not letting tons and tons of bad shit get you down.

"All this shits breaking me down, I gotta find my baltimore chill. This shit isn't worth going crazy over"

by awesomesausez December 11, 2009

Balticization

a political process in which an independent country is subjected to annexation of a powerful country and gains independence again. The term comes from the Baltic States (Estonia, Latvia and Lithuania) that were independent from 1920 till 1940, when they were annexed to the Soviet Union, only to secede as independent countries in 1991.

Balticization differs from Balkanization.

by uttam maharjan July 3, 2010