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Badger
Another word for a moustache. If reffered to as having a badger the person shouldn't be proud of it. People with badgers are usually teenage boys starting puberty, with that disgusting upper lip hair- which although they may be proud of- girls find it gross.
girl 1: yuck that guy has a badger
girl 2: gross, he has more hair on his upper lip than on his head, and it aint pretty.
Badger: Like my stache?
girls: bleughhhh
girl 2: gross, he has more hair on his upper lip than on his head, and it aint pretty.
Badger: Like my stache?
girls: bleughhhh
Badger by eeeeeewwwww May 22, 2011
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Dirty Badger
dave: i took her back to mine last night for a bit of you know what
paul: hahahaha you dirty badger
man1: would you take a shower you dirty badger
man2: fuck off
paul: hahahaha you dirty badger
man1: would you take a shower you dirty badger
man2: fuck off
Dirty Badger by KevinMul February 9, 2010
Beer Badger
A most evil creature who would run 30 miles to ambush you on your way home from the local to rub your head in the dirt, rob you of all your money and your entire memory of the night's events.
I felt fine in The Swan and Three but woke up with a banging headache and no idea of how i got home!
Beer Badger by DouG August 6, 2003
Vag Badger
noun. One who continuously attempts to get a girl's attention by following her and pestering her with pointless talk while ultimately hoping to gain entry into her pants.
Colin: Hey Anna. I know I just talked to you 5 minutes ago, but Hey again!!
Anna: Colin! Quit being such a vag badger! If you want to fuck just say something, gosh.
Anna: Colin! Quit being such a vag badger! If you want to fuck just say something, gosh.
Vag Badger by thevagbadger July 6, 2009