bacon weave 

interlaced strands of thin sliced hog meat, salted and dried or smoked, and then fried, in a pattern to form a layered structure that is also edible.

Kevin was eating a bacon weave for lunch.. Chris was worried because bacon weaves can lead to cardiac arrest.

bacon weave by C Wiggles January 29, 2009

BACON TO MY EARS 

BACON TO MY EARS

When you hear a great song on the radio, and you love bacon, this phrase is appropriate. Similar to organasm of the mouth, or fiesta in your mouth, when you eat something especially delicious.

Wow, that song is bacon to my ears!
Yeah, I can smell, taste, and hear it sizzling now!

BACON TO MY EARS by suzcruz January 22, 2010

Bacon Dispenser 

A machine commonly found in restrooms which (according to its pictographs) is a dispenser of delicious cooked pork product. Unfortunately, a working model has never been encountered, as when the button is pressed, the machine only emits hot air out of what should be the bacon spout.

"I wish somebody would fix this bacon dispenser because I sure am hungry!"

Bacon Dispenser by KilleR R0b0T February 16, 2010

Bacon Cheese Burger Hot Dog 

A hot dog and cheese is encased in ground beef and wrapped in bacon and cooked the way you like it. Oven, BBQ, etc. Place on bun and add your selection of condiments.

Papercuts777 (The Drunk Cook), from YouTube, invented this creation, the Bacon Cheese Burger Hot Dog. He wraps lean mince meat around a hot dog that has cheese wrapped around it and then wraps bacon around that and cooks it. Since March 2110. To die for!

Bacon Cheese Burger Hot Dog by big daddyo October 14, 2010

bacon number 

The number of film connections one has to Kevin Bacon. The lower the number, the closer one has worked to Bacon.

Hugh Grant worked with Nicholas Hoult in About A Boy; Nicholas Hoult worked with Kevin Bacon in X Men: First Class. Therefore, Hugh Grant has a Bacon number of 2.

bacon number by Shelbyninja November 22, 2011

Bacon butty 

An amazing, yet simple sandwich, and perfect hangover cure. A bun, buttered perfectly on both sides, filled with mounds of hot crispy bacon.

"I had a bacon butty this morning and it made the world feel a little bit brighter"

Bacon butty by Olivia E November 5, 2006

Bacon Jealousy 

The intense resentment one feels when they smell or see bacon that is not their own.

Usually results in the envious subject cooking there own bacon.

Jack: Do you smell that?
Mark: Yeah, I've got me some bacon jealousy.
Jack: Same.

Bacon Jealousy by the shiny elf November 12, 2011