Your typical ditsy blonde, who grew up in a Whore House, and will do anything to please her man. Doesn't mind giving Blumpkins, Hot Carl's, or Hot Carla's, and the occasional Reach Around. If you meet one, you should definitely hang on to her.
If you need some excitement in your life, call Brittany.
Had a fun time on the weight bench with Brittany.
Had a fun time on the weight bench with Brittany.
by Krewton March 9, 2019
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Me: where’s Britanny? Friend: she stayed home because her “head hurts”. Me: that sounds like Brittany but I bet she only did that to finish the project that was due.
by Helloimsmartandunderstandlife November 17, 2019
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