either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

a phrase meaning, there's no point in arguing with you because you adamantly believe in a scientific fallacy- something that has been scientifically/socially proven to be false

father: son, your bloody report card is here.

son: oh, if my report card has rotten eggs in it, I won't even bother looking at it.

father: in that case, lol, I take away your allowance. Now, kiss Don Corleone's ring, or die.

son: I guess either you eat bacon, or you are wrong.

by Sexydimma May 27, 2015

Bacon Strips

A smoked pork smallgood that has the capacity to scare muslims, destroy the world and give everyone heart disease.
Pioneered by a YouTube channel under the alias of EpicMealTime as a recurring motif.

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by Chewyyyyyyyyyyy June 30, 2011

bacon

this is the tasty treat that comes from the loveable animal the pig. bacon is good for everybody. it helps you store fat for the winter and is full of protein.

Zach loves bacon, eat zach, eat!

by ZachiZZo November 29, 2003

milk the bacon

to masturbate and/or ejaculate

Dudebro 1: I'm really horny. I'm gonna go milk the bacon.

Dudebro 2: Just make sure you don't get your bacon bits all over my floor.

by Yu Wong March 15, 2008

balconette

A bra that pushes your boobs up and out so they look like they are spilling over.

That girl is wearing a balconette bra. Her cup run-ith over.

by sprizee January 28, 2005

Bacon Neck

When a person's collar on their shirt ripples simulating the shape of cooked bacon.

Hey, see that guy two rows next to us? He has bacon neck.

by Dennys Menu May 29, 2010

bacon blow job

Fellatio performed on a penis wrapped in bacon. A good way to get your girl interested in morning sex. WARNING: Ensure the bacon has cooled down before use.

My girlfriend hates morning sex, but she's happy to give me a bacon blow job.

by BaconMakesEverythingBetter June 23, 2010