Art Orgasm 

You walk into some large beautiful museum for the first time, perhaps the Louvre or the Met, stroll around a bit, then suddenly find yourself in front of some overwhelmingly beautiful and entirely entrancing work. Your heart races, you feel faint, and your eyes dance over it, taking in every perfect detail. Your breath comes more rapidly, and you whisper your awe. You feel the piece consume you, penetrate you, and proceed to give your being the most beautiful fucking you've ever experienced until at last, when you can't take the euphoria any more... you have an art orgasm.

"The Mona Lisa is nice and all, but it was the Vermeer's that gave me multiple art orgasms."

"I love Rome. It's like one long art orgasm."

"That gallery is awful. None of their exhibits have ever given me art orgasm."

Art Orgasm by HeatherFuture March 14, 2009

Art hoe 

An art hoe is basically a “tumblr” girl that’s go to outfit is a pair of mom jeans, most probably a yellow striped shirt or an oversized hoodie, fake round glasses that look like the ones of that girl in Mathilda, converse/vans/filas/dr martens and a pair of Van Gogh socks... she keeps her hair in a messy bun most of the time, owns a mason jar of scrunshies, an instax camera, all of the Harry Potter books, goes to Starbucks every now and then with her birthday money since dad says it’s too expensive. Her favorite singers are Billie eilish, Shawn mendes, Ed Sheeran, Camila cabello, Megan trainor... finally she thinks she’s weird and quircky

Mackenna with the basic art hoe outfit: omg pumpkin spice lattes are my favorite during fall my favorite season!

Catherine her normal friend: UGH mackenna you are such an art hoe!

Art hoe by Hurricane Hoya boya September 18, 2018

Art hoe 

A type of person. This individual is usually obsessed with everything artsy, and is very pretentious, and snobbish l, because as a certified art hoe they believe they r better than everybody else. This is the type of person who can always be seen with a kanken backpack, probably owns a record player, only eats vegan, organic and free range, and will not shut up about how they aren't "LikE OthEr giRls". Beware of the art hoe, they r dangerous creatures.

Lucy is becoming such an art hoe, she won't even go to pizza express with me because it's too mainstream for her.

Art hoe by M8needstogetalife April 13, 2019

art alexakis 

lead singer of Everclear, and previously Easy Hoes, Colorfinger, and Shakin' Brave. He also does solo work with his other band members craig montoya and greg eklund

Art Alexakis is one of the best songwriters to ever live.

art alexakis by [DrunkenBusDriver] February 29, 2004

art school 

A school which inadvertently caused the deaths of tens of millions of people.

The art school didn't accept Hitler, so he went into politics.

art school by L August 14, 2007

art house 

A movie theater that shows independent or noncommercial or foreign films.

In the United States, most people like big, expensive movies with lots of explosions and violence. Any film that is made by people outside of the Hollywood production system, and that focuses on more subtle themes, tends to be called an 'art film'.

I love our local art house - it's the only place you can see the new existentialist thriller 'The Angry Clown'.

art house by VAKI5 May 10, 2005

Art Price, Jr. 

The act of having sex with lawn furniture.

Derived from the notorious Bellevue, Ohio man (Art Price, Jr.) who was repeated caught on video tape having sex with his picnic table.

I'm sorry I missed your call. I was out in the back yard giving my lawn chair the old 'Art Price, Jr.'

Art Price, Jr. by Matt Grundel April 2, 2008