Zombie Apocalypse

The zombie apocalypse has begun. Actually it began many years ago, it has just been progressing rather slowly as far as apocalypses go.

The leaders and perpetrators of the inevitable zombie apocalypse are creatures referred to as "psychiatrists". These individuals have medical degrees and legally prescribe people drugs that turn them into zombies. They get away with this by claiming these drugs help conditions such as depression and schizophrenia, when in fact all they do is cause people to have no emotions and give people an intense urge to consume human brains orally.

Whether or not the psychiatrists themselves are zombies is open for debate. They may just be paid by the zombiefied government to spread the good zombie word.

The inevitable Zombie Apocalypse has begun.

by Rellik Uzi September 18, 2010

apocalypse

the day that george bush gets reelected, so i guess the apocalypse has already happened

a monkey being reelected? how can so many people be so stupid?

by clevelandsteamer September 5, 2005

Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

1. RIAA (war)
2. 4Kids (death)
3. FCC (famine)
4. The Bush Administration (disease)

These are the real Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

by Rockin' Ruler of Metallic Meyhem July 4, 2007

sassy men apocalypse

sassy men apocalypse is particularly when a man is more feminine than most. when a man constantly thinks he’s right and talks to you or behaves in a manor that you classify sassy and can behave like a bitch.

sassy men apocalypse can be when they screw you, side eye you, always think they’re right, and always up for an argument

by user9373927283747 August 19, 2023

ABochek

Someone who is whipped, usually by a girl that is underage.

Guy1: Did you hear about ABochek?

Guy2: Yeah, his 16 year old girlfriend just told him to listen to her or she leaves.

by Fish Bones February 25, 2010

Apache Chief

During a break up ceremony you cum on a girl's forehead and stick feathers to it.

Last night I Apache Chiefed my girlfriend. We are no longer together.

by Red Buffalo May 25, 2012

Sloot-Apocalypse

In short, Halloween. A time when girls ranging from the age of 14-29 dress up and wear as little clothes as possable. This event can last anywhere from 6 to 48 hours.

Most young aged males look forward to this event every year.

Male 1 "Hey guys, you know what tomorrow is?"
Male 2 "Halloween?"
Male 1 "No, It's Sloot-Apocalypse time!!!"
Male 1 "sweet"

by 4bar4life October 30, 2009