Matti Alanen

Matti Alanen is funniest finnish youtuber who is for homo marry in Finland. He looks like a similarly funny person from kralovehradecky kraj.

Hi do you like homo marry ? Yes I do. Are you from Finland or Kralovehradecky kraj ? Yes I am from Finland. Then you are Matti Alanen

by Matti Alanen May 9, 2022

home shit advantage

The comfortable embrace of ones own toilet. The seat cups your cheeks like no other and your feet fall right into place on that chilled tile floor. You know how much noise you can make and that the walls are thin enough that you might need to run some water in an attempt to cover up the sounds you're about to make evacuating that double decker chili cheese dog and half gallon of beer from last night. Not to mention the 4am chimichanga and milkshake from the gas station you just had to have! You know exactly where the lighter and sage incense are for the aftermath..and also that extra roll of hidden toilet paper in case the one that's about to face your dingle berries just isn't enough. All in all..things flow easier when all your ducks are in a row. Don't pretend like you don't know..

My roommate came running into the house and beelined for the bathroom like a bat out of hell. I think he held it in because he wasn't cool with going at his new girfriends house and needed to come home so he could have his home shit advantage.

by carlsbad carlyfornia December 14, 2013

advance

Promotion or preview copy of an cd,album. Mostly all the cd's leaked over the net are advances, which are sometimes incomplete. Which is fucking annoying since nobody will get off their ass to rip the retail. Buy the cd anyways.

I download an advanced version of a bands new album, and it doesnt come out till 2 months!

by Evil_Fucker666 March 4, 2004

Cod Advanced Warfare

Full of 8 year old squeakers on Xbox live that use all their money on camos and supply drops to look the coolest they can as they fly through the sky killing other 8 year old tryhards amen

Before a 8 year old squeaker nerd gets in a game:

OMG HEY MAN I JUST GOT A SUPER GOOD BAL VARIANT OMG LOOK AT THOSE STATS!!!!111 I AM USING THIS THING MAN

When he gets in a game:
OMG WTF WHY DO THESE FAGGOTS KEEP JUMPING OVER ME!! WOW SNIPER WHAT A FAGGOT
Cod Advanced warfare- should have called it Call of Duty Advanced ExoSpamfare Titansty Ops

by CasTle124 May 20, 2015

Home Court Advantage

The superior level of comfort, pleasure, and relaxation one feels when making a bowel movement in the privacy of one's own bathroom as opposed to a public restroom or bathroom at another person's house.
(noun)

"Dude, that restaurant serves a mean breakfast burrito, but it goes right through you. I had to poo so bad I almost lost it in my pants. The bathroom there was totally nasty so I held out for home court advantage. The drive home sucked, but it was definitely worth it."

by Dizzy Bizz July 25, 2007

Advantage Wank

When your parents are out, you put on Heavy Metal really loud and run around the house headbanging, screaming and wanking all at the same time.

Tip: Make sure your parents ARE actually out at the time.

Hizumi: "Last time I had an advantage wank was in November

It was awesome

I did it in all different places in the house, and had several thousand orgasms. The next door neighbours raised their eyebrows a bit, but oh well."

Me: "What music did you use?"

Hizumi: "Arch Enemy, D'espairsRay, Dir en grey..." (Basically hardcore metal)

by Disabled Complex January 13, 2008

Advanced Placement World History

A Class in which teenagers of the sophomore year usually take that results in insomnia,and head-aches.

Man..that AP World History Exam was the mad news!

by The Pimp April 24, 2005