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Alaskan Butt Piss

When you've been holding your shit for so long, you get explosive diarrhea. Which in turn makes your taint or balls cold as fuck from sitting so long

Alaskan Butt Piss can also be used to describe the amount of toilet paper used which in turn looks like a piss soaked igloo
Alaskan Butt Piss fucking sucks dude, i spent two hours on the gotdamn toilet and i swear my nuts turned into raisins
by specialagent0s0 May 22, 2021
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Alaskan Cum Dipper

This game consists of 5 black men and 5 white men.
To start have the 10 men cum in a bowl and mix it into a cake mixing.
For dinner use the cum frost as frosting to a cake when done slap all your dicks against it.
If all guys can break the cake in under 5 minutes they don't have to eat it.
If they don't its time to suck and gobble up everything.

For extra points do it while having anal sex ;)
me and my boys did the Alaskan Cum Dipper challenge.
Ben had to eat the cum cake.
by PXburnout November 26, 2021
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Alaskan Blood Eagle

You start by slicing down the spine then splitting the rib cage of the other person from behind, then pulling their lungs outside of their body.

While pumping their heart with your hand to keep them alive, you then ride their body down a snowy hill like a toboggan.
"Aw man, Shawn just got an Alaskan Blood Eagle down that hill!"
"Is he okay?"
"James kept his heart beating... for now..."
by Pintobeanboi January 12, 2022
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Alaskan CumNugget

After cumming shape it into a chicken nugget and deep fry it. Than after completed force feed it to you’re significant other. Then tell them you have AIDS.
Bro 1: What did you do this weekend?

Bro 2: This weekend i proformed an Alaskan CumNugget on this fat whore.

Bro 1: Nice bro.
by My gf dick February 3, 2022
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Alaskan Hailstorm

When you are getting a blowjob and you quofe so hard that cum comes out of her mouth, nose, and ears
Jack "OMG I gave that hot girl in 4th period an Alaskan Hailstorm"

John " HOLY SHIT YOU MEAN THE ONE THATS DATING JAMAL?!"
by Fwcamz March 1, 2022
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Alaskan head lock

When a naked female sits on the shoulders of a naked male and chokes him with her thighs as he jerks off, eventually causing him to pass out as he cums.
My buddy Ted almost died when his wife gave him the old Alaskan head lock the other night.
by DJslut123 June 22, 2023
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Alaskan alarm clock

The Alaskan alarm clock is waking up your girlfriend or wife by throwing water with a ton of ice cubes or snow in it. Sometimes you can add live Alaskan Salmon. Then you both have some beers to warm up.
Tom: I woke up my wife with the Alaskan alarm clock. She complained she smelled like salmon and the beers didn't help. Now Stephanie made me sleep in the cold garage.
by CognitiveFuel September 2, 2023
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