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Atheists are moral cowards who has decided to reject God in order to live a materialistic, corrupt lifestyle, while claiming to be superior to those who do not follow on their path of ignorance. Usually reject any sort of afterlife as well. Often emo teenagers who have had a poor relationship with their parents and feel the need to resist any sort of authority. Some grow up at some point and accept God, but others just turn into shallow husks of men who can be found trolling internet forums, or creating sad internet communities where they just pat each other on the back all day. Occasionally a moronic atheist will attempt to sue the government or complain about "In God we Trust, God Bless the USA, One Nation, Under God" or other statements.

Atheists are hypocritical in their criticism of organized religion as seen from their behavior and atheists will often try to convert you, despite their complaints when Christians or anybody says something they don't agree with. Most atheists are often leftists and would implement idiotic liberal social and government policies if given the chance. Thankfully nobody would elect an atheist.
So some atheist moron tried to turn me away from my faith yesterday, what an idiot, I would never listen to those emo losers.
by KingLampshade May 21, 2009
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It is a common mis-belief that Atheists are people who simply deny all religions. This is wrong. True Atheists are people who simply do not believe that there is a point in life. Religious people who bash on Atheists are not religious, for if they were, they would respect others decisions. True Atheists do accept religions and understand why people believe in them, and in their opinion, are simply metaphors for how to live life. Anybody who claims to be an Atheist because "God" hasn't given anything to them, are not Atheist. Atheists are good people, and they do live by Christianities rules. Atheists are not people who believe in Scientology, which is also a common mistake people make.
Idiot Christian: I feel pity for idiot Atheists who don't believe in God. I hope they all go to hell.
by Büchner June 30, 2010
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from a Christian's point of view:
(n.) a hoplessly depressing and pessimistic person who takes pleasure in questioning Christianity; half of a person since they've got almost nothing to hope for after death
Atheist: There's no God - you guys are all dumbasses! We were put on this Earth to die and that's that!
Christian: No, we were put on this Earth to live and to love. But I respect your opiniion.
Atheist: Yeah, whatever you goody-two shoes...
by ViolaKamilia February 22, 2009
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Science and our so called "facts" are just as unstable as myths and religion, so what can we really be sure about?
by dumb cunt May 26, 2003
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people who don't believe in god or after life in other words they go to hell
Guy 1:achoo
Guy 2:god bless you
guy 1:i don't believe in a god i am an atheist
guy 2:go to hell
by WuiDd77 April 19, 2008
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The polar opposite of Theism, but with the same amount of blind faith, dogma, brainwashing and lack of thinking.

They slap the burden of proof on Theism to prove that God exists while predictably being completely unable and thus unwilling to prove that God doesn't exist.

If what they believe is true, then the universe is completely without meaning, and so our our lives, the lives of our loved ones, and every action we make, because eventually the Earth and all its inhabitants will no longer exist, all the causes of all our effects will cease to be, and there is noone to judge us. Thus, they have no reason to be good and no reason to have morals, and as a result nobody trusts them with anything - a logical reaction to their way of thinking which, of course, they blame the Church for.

Confront them with facts and logic, and they will either suddenly turn Agnostic or mindlessly slander you, probably after slandering the religious for using slander as a weapon.

Intellectually arrogant hypocrite snobs that have some kind of beef with Theism and are constantly shoving their unimaginably stupid way of thinking down your throat while demonizing Theists for doing the same exact thing.
Man #1: I'm smart, everyone who thinks like me is smart and everyone who thinks differently is stupid - especially those dumbass Christians who have no tolerance for those who think differently and think they know everything.

Man #2: Blatant hypocrisy in the very same sentence? That must be some kind of Atheist record.
by The Middle Road August 10, 2009
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One who does not belive in a supierior being but does not denie it despite to what people say we are nice people :).
Atheists dont hate christ they hate everyone! :D
by Quinny! August 8, 2006
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