apportant

when retards try to say important. (tanya)

tanya: THAT WAS REALLY APPORTANT INFO.
lilian: ur dumb. its important. derp.

by imnottanyaatall October 12, 2011

Man Apparatus

Any device used as a whole to do something manly and productive such as a penis or a bong.

"I'm thinking you should touch my man apparatus."

by FloggingMutton June 13, 2009

Vaginal apartheid

When half of your vajay goes numb from sitting in a weird position.

Damn, I've got some vaginal apartheid goin on.

by Puppynj0284 April 7, 2019

Deep impact man- jam apparatus

Male sexual reproductive organ

repeated insertion of the Deep impact man- jam apparatus may cause pregnancy and or enjoyment

by BigDaddy376 March 11, 2011

peachtree crossing apartments

a apartment complex located in Byron georgia

I just moved into peachtree crossing apartments

by austin simar July 11, 2019

Gnob Apparati

The Canadian west coast slang term used for referring to the methodology of utilizing the preferred system of weed smoking.

The gnob apparati is a necessary part of the beetee experience.

by Joehan... February 25, 2004

apartide

The way the world ends due to alien invasion and total conquer of the walmart monopoly.

Holy shit man, What happened to wal-mart? We must be in the apartide!

by pseudo-apocolypse October 14, 2010