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Wine with a mermaid

Hey Karen, let's have wine with a mermaid.
by AgoPTP December 29, 2021
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Mermaid drugs

Mermaid drugs are when a woman is giving you oral under water in exchange for drugs. Also called Mermaid Blowjob only difference is they're doing it for the soul purpose of drugs.
Did you see that chic, she's desperate for mermaid drugs.
by Han Don't youknow March 5, 2016
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mermaid angel

This person or entity tends to gravitate towards evil and shows the depravity of humanity at its lowest form via cyberbullying a 12 year old.
Audren
I hope that mermaid angel get her post deleted as well as herself IP banned due to her cyberbullying post about a child named audren.
by Palaudren December 9, 2019
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Mermaid Man’s Suspense

When someone teases to say a revealing secret and decides to play it our/milk it for a very long time, just to be the most disappointing think ever in the history of man kind.
Mermaid Man’s Suspense:
Omar: I like these two girls, wanna know who they are?
Gungalar Boy: Yes dude, who are they...tell us.

Omar: I don’t know, just these girls.
Gungalar The Third: WHOOO
Omar: I don’t know some chicks
.....3 & half hours later
Omar: Okay fine, I actually don’t like anyone, no one really interest me right now.
Gungalar The Great: *Pulls trigger*
by anonymous April 6, 2019
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Floating Mermaid

When taking a dump in a porta-potty and the shit hits the water and the blue colored water and it gently kisses your butt hole
I was taking a dump in a 130 degree Porta-potty and the water gave me a Floating Mermaid
by Doc-Johnson July 25, 2021
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skeleton mermaid

by Yourmum 43 May 20, 2018
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Mermaid horsey girl

Mermaid horsey girls are under-water horsey girls. Their horses are seahorses tho.
by gangganggangalangadingdong February 27, 2019
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