A man who runs on packet.
He is obsessed with it and will look in your toaster, fridge and behind the fridge for it.
He is a bad chavvey
He is obsessed with it and will look in your toaster, fridge and behind the fridge for it.
He is a bad chavvey
Have you seen alfie? he just ripped out all his hair cos he ran out of packet!!!!
He is a bad Chavvey!!
He is a bad Chavvey!!
by LocalGeary January 5, 2022

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by Homer Uchiha December 4, 2024

Most overused uk name, they love interactions with people nearly twice their age, they can sometimes go depressed for no reason at all And cry when being called a neek/wetty neek (we safe tho mush)
Just really annoying in general. If you know an alfie if he drops your group for a tournament in Modern warfare he’s a legit and certified alfie (he has to go negative tho.)
Just really annoying in general. If you know an alfie if he drops your group for a tournament in Modern warfare he’s a legit and certified alfie (he has to go negative tho.)
by Not a neek November 14, 2020

The most amazing person you will ever meet. He will always be there and will never let you down. He will love you until the world ends. Please whoever is reading this do not let him go. He will mean to much to you. He also makes a very caring and loving boyfriend.
Alfie is gay.
by Bumbumosbfwkd July 29, 2021

Alfie Brooks is a plonker who likes to eat chocolate orange and drink hot chocolate all the time . they like to make fun of people that can’t spell however can be nice depending on who u are . Alfie Brooks favroute people are people who are funny kind or otherwise known as poppy . Alfie is over all a donut but very likeable somehow Alfie Brooks is also a Tory
by Anonimus333444444 December 27, 2020
