kyle

Some lit guy whom drinks monster. Is an epic gamer.

Yo is that my man Kyle.
Yea I think he is a Kyle.

by burnapplz March 1, 2020

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A VERY confusing person. He will always send mixed signals. He doesn’t care about anything except for his phone and MAYBE his girlfriend. If you meet a Kyle try to be funny they love humour. Kyle’s are fun to be around but don’t get on their bad side because they will fuck up your life.

Wow he has humour like a Kyle!

by Atamdowneneis July 21, 2019

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Thicc daddy more thicc then most girls very athletic and a play but most of all VERY THICC

Kyle is very thicc and very smexy

by ThiccdaddythiccdaddyTHIC February 23, 2021

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A person who drinks a lot of monster and punches through drywall like no other. They are usually seen wearing their signature Megadeath t shirts. Be careful not to mess with a Kyle for he will sneak into your house and punch through any drywall he can find. Usually seen at skateparks and vaping if he is 21 or over he most likely mixes beer with monster when he drinks; warning if you see him drunk DO NOT APPROACH because if he is drunk his power is boosted fivefold (remember do not confuse with Kyle from South Park that is a alternate universe kyle as seen in the gif)

1.(Kyle to another Kyle) yo Kyle you wanna come over to my place and drink like a fuck ton of monster and punch drywall?
2. If you don’t drink monster like me do not talk to me you are not worthy of Kyle.

by RandomUser June 5, 2019

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Kyles are guys who punch holes in the wall, drink Monster Energy, listen to rap-metal from 2001 and really like motorcross or wrestling. Usually seen in lower-class, predominantly white suburbs wearing snapbacks and Tapout shirts.

"Man, Kyles are proabably some of the angriest guys I've ever met!"

by yaboisquiggly May 7, 2020

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