fap to the future

When you masterbate so fast u reach 88 miles per hour and go back in time
Dude last night fap to the future. I came on my great granddad
by Sir. Fappington November 17, 2015
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Fap glove

A glove, usually made of latex, used to masturbate and cum into. Used with lube provides the a very good experience and keeps the cum contained.
John always buys the 100 glove pack at Walmart. He use them as fap gloves
by STM-1024 August 19, 2015
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FAP ring

Ring of Favor and Protection is a Ring in Dark Souls and Dark Souls Remastered. Players can equip up to 2 Rings, but equipping two of the same item is not possible.

"A ring symbolizing the favor and protection of the goddess Fina, known in legend to possess 'fateful beauty."

Boosts HP, Stamina and Equip Load by 20% each. Permanently breaks when removed.

Dropped by Lautrec after you kill him.
Also received from trading the Xanthous Crown to Snuggly

This ring will boost HP, Stamina and Equip Load by 20% each, but permanently breaks if it is ever removed.
Utilizing this ring is also the only way to increase Stamina above 160 (Max of 192).
Stacks with: Mask of the Mother, Tiny Being's Ring, Havel's Ring and Mask of the Father.
You use Favor and protection ring! its useful

Just say FAP ring bro.

Hey your build doesnt have FAP ring

Yeah I know its a dual ring build.
by dgc0312 February 11, 2023
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4am fap

when you're masturbating at 4am and it's just like
"ugh"
"last night i did the ol' 4am fap"

"sorry bro"
by leadpainter August 26, 2014
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Fap Rotation

The act of cycling between multiple different fap materials in order to avoid becoming desensitized to any of them. Similar to how farmers cycle the crops they plant in order to keep the soil full of nutrients.
I have a fap rotation system involving my favorite episodes from a hentai.
by Seiban June 20, 2017
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Power Fapping

When you Masturbate so fast that your crotch catches on fire.
Dude i was just power fapping after i drank some Redbull.
by Wiseco98 January 22, 2011
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Fap trap

When one is browsing content, often online or flicking channels on TV, with no intention of fapping either then or later, but are forced to or reminded to fap upon seeing something. That thing is a fap trap.
Bro 1: "Dude I wasn't even gonna fap tonight but then I was flicking music channels and the video for Call on Me by Eric Prydz came on and I couldn't not afterwards."
Bro 2: "Yeah that video is such a fap trap"
by Tom3457mofo April 20, 2013
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