NET BRED

someone who begs friend online

if you are getting AIR on roads you may reach for the net to make some breds

by ASHMAN February 3, 2005

Open net

Hardest kind of shot to take in rocket league. It is when the opponents net is wide open, it is said it is nearly impossible to hit those.

Jeff:Ayo hit that open net
*NICE SHOT

NICE SHOT

NICE SHOT

CHAT DISABLED*
Kyle: My controller died i swear i had that one.

by Epicgamer_rl May 15, 2022

Net Upset

Exaggerated/Sarcastic anger expressed merely online caused by something seen on the internet.
Individuals who experience Net Upset generally forget about the occurrence as soon as they are distracted by something else.

“What a stupid riddle! Totally wasted two minutes of my life!”
“Relax ...it’s no big deal.”
“It’s ok, im just Net Upset”

by Silverspring December 5, 2018

Nets in 6

Codename for I like big black men in my ass

Kevin Durant, Kyrie, and Ben Simmons are gonna sweep the east and beat the Suns. Nets in 6

by Rocky20051 April 12, 2022

net tester

A CEO or company employee that goes abroad to check on company assets. The factory that made your phone had suicide nets. We like to call them brake time mega trampolines.

I just got a e-mail from the net tester we sent to check up on our assets in China.

by iriegypsy November 6, 2014

net abuser

A person who is addicted to the internet. They use it every chance they get. The person googles/searches random information. EX: entertainment, world events, medical conditions.
The person uses their blackberry/iphone in class to do assignments, play games.

You go to your friends house and say:
"Tiffany can I use your computer, I want to check something."
"Man, Eric is such a net abuser, he's on the internet all the time."

by Gina G8 February 13, 2010

Net banger

Some who is all talk on internet but doesn’t do shot in real life.

“Ima fuck you up bro on sight when I see you”
“Ok net banger

by Taysom.w January 11, 2022