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NET BRED

if you are getting AIR on roads you may reach for the net to make some breds
by ASHMAN February 3, 2005
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Net Zombie

1. An internet users that dedicates too much time to web browsing or viewing entertainment online that has little to no educational value or personal benefit.

2. A individual bordering on internet addiction. (Not a clinical definition)
Steve: "Dude! You wouldn't believe what I found on engadget!"
Mark: Haven't you been on for the past 5 hours?
Steve: ...Yeah why?
Mark: You need to chill. You're turning into a net zombie.
by Mr. Bowes October 19, 2011
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Open net

Hardest kind of shot to take in rocket league. It is when the opponents net is wide open, it is said it is nearly impossible to hit those.
Jeff:Ayo hit that open net
*NICE SHOT

NICE SHOT

NICE SHOT

CHAT DISABLED*
Kyle: My controller died i swear i had that one.
by Epicgamer_rl May 15, 2022
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deez nets

A 3v3 basketball team known for having fun and making the other team RAGE! As well as coming back from being down by 10 points or more.
Deez nets made the other team rage from their funny smack talk. Even tho they were losing, they made the opponents so angry that they were able to come back and win it.

The entire crowd was supporting deez nets.

The ref loved blowing his whistle and saying "DEEZ NETS BALL"
by DEEZ NETS FAN #1 March 8, 2022
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Net banger

Some who is all talk on internet but doesn’t do shot in real life.
“Ima fuck you up bro on sight when I see you
“Ok net banger
by Taysom.w January 11, 2022
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Net Genius

A person who, over the Internet, thinks they're smarter than everyone else.

She is no stranger to trolling, flaming, or annoyance over the net.

She will demand that you use correct grammar, and, if you don't, assume that you're from a third-world country with access to a computer because you raided some up-scale environment.
reg. tired dude: man me to....

net genius: hey, excuse me, but can you please say "too" instead of "to" when using as an adverb. Also, don't forget to use a comma before man; remember you're calling that person "man".

reg. tired dude: stfu... it's the internet! I have a degree, two published books, an upscale apartment, trophy wife, and three redundant white women for oral entertainment, BITCH!
by netgeniuswannabe May 23, 2010
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Nets in 6

Kevin Durant, Kyrie, and Ben Simmons are gonna sweep the east and beat the Suns. Nets in 6
by Rocky20051 April 12, 2022
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