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weenie war

An intense battle waged by rival gaggles of Doodle Bangers. This war is fought with flaccid weenies as each Doodle Banger thrusts their hips violently towards their opponents helicoptering their Male organs, attempting to batter their opponents until climax is achieved.
Doodle Banger#1: Man I'm sore, that weenie war was so intense I think I dislocated my sphincter.
by Flaccid Doodlebanger January 20, 2020
mugGet the weenie warmug.

play weenie

Play with your weenie, or play with someone else's weenie. Or play with weenies together. Mutual masturbation.
by nocirc January 3, 2014
mugGet the play weeniemug.

weenie mobile

a woman that everyone in town wants to get with but who only selects one or 2 partners per year. you have to catch her at the exact right moment. a rare opportunity.
tara is like the weenie mobile. you hear stories of how great it is but very few get to drive it.
by xmama13 October 19, 2017
mugGet the weenie mobilemug.

Peenie weenie

When you can see the outline of a phone sized dick through a guys shorts, or a quarter of a boner.
Logan's peenie weenie is very disturbing.
by Peenieweenielover101 October 23, 2017
mugGet the Peenie weeniemug.

white weenie

Small dick energy build in deck builder games. Its a low investment, low effort game plan that insinuates small dick energy by its creation. Some people might call it streamlined but it can be easily countered by proper play.
Super Auto Pets: Horse Sheep Deer/Turkey Tiger Fly - Your White Weenie Build mean nothing to my single Hedgehog, Honey Badger&Bee/hippo/Rhino. Your small dick energy is nothing to the Anti-meta.
by GulagKing December 11, 2021
mugGet the white weeniemug.

Weenie Kisses

A polite way to refer to a blow job. Usually summoned by shaking thys weenie at the maiden.
Tom used to get weenie kisses on football Sunday, after getting married Tom only gets breakfast burritos on football Sunday...
by JAzDub March 11, 2018
mugGet the Weenie Kissesmug.

Weenie wagger

A depraved male who shakes his organ in a public setting
Uncle Leo was a notorious weenie wagger who was banned from the bus terminal after he whipped it out mid-day
by AntoineStumpf February 15, 2022
mugGet the Weenie waggermug.

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