by Cailyn_robinson1 October 11, 2017

A humorous term used to end an annoying conversation with someone, normally complaining about their life.
by 1dchouseman October 4, 2012

When you cum into a condom, flip it inside out, put it on your hand like a glove, and punch someone in the face full force.
by JustThat_1 January 24, 2020

The result of the bowel movement you get after eating too much German Cuisine: Bratwurst, Baden-Württemberg, Pretzels, Fischstäbchen etc.
x: Hey i'm going out to a German restaurant tonight, want to come with?
y: I would but I don't want to drop the Axis Nuke if you catch my drift.
y: I would but I don't want to drop the Axis Nuke if you catch my drift.
by That Guy who Informs July 8, 2016

A Tactical Nuke is the Superior of all ugly girls. This Tactical Nuke defeats grenades, mines, torpedos, and even the infamous A bomb. If you ever encounter a Tactical Nuke, it's all over.
Shivan: Dude I've been talking to this girl shelly she's so hot.
Bob: Bro she's friends with that girl Demi Brancal she's a Tactical Nuke, so you might as well quit, because its ALL OVER.
Bob: Bro she's friends with that girl Demi Brancal she's a Tactical Nuke, so you might as well quit, because its ALL OVER.
by Chase Freyman June 4, 2011

The act of grabbing your ball sack in hot weather from behind and stretching as far as it can go and then taking a dump into your balls and sling shotting the poop into a KKK members face
yo did you see that nuke hammock the other day?
That was nuts, that KKK member just took a shit to the face
That was nuts, that KKK member just took a shit to the face
by The all holy Moses January 8, 2012

someone who will soon send the planet into a geographical shift making everyone gay. and eventully make the planet a butt bumping feind.
by fagaphobic January 21, 2009
