A Zachary Wood is a rare human who tends to be a little off-ten you may catch him watching pour-ing his feelings out or even get fucked over cause some be-nches just seems to be a spot you'll end up finding yourself one (a Zachary Wood) and beware ladies if you are chilling and your queens are with you just beware they may get a candy crush and they'll probably get a Zacharywood.
Random stranger: that kid with blonde hair is just hanging around...I even saw him with a ferret...
Other Random stranger: that's Zachary Wood
Random stranger: well I have a hundred teeth holding back a monster...
Other Random stranger in the room: (thoughts) damn I can't stop gawking at Zachary Wood
Other Random stranger: that's Zachary Wood
Random stranger: well I have a hundred teeth holding back a monster...
Other Random stranger in the room: (thoughts) damn I can't stop gawking at Zachary Wood
by ZaddysLilCumslut March 7, 2023
Get the Zachary Woodmug. Best boy ever. Amazing and caring. Such a sweetheart, funny and cute. Always makes people, me, happy. Always there when you need him, no matter what he's doing. A roblox player with no life, jkjk he has a life he is just lifeless when it comes to roblox. Very cool and awesome friend, boyfriend at this point. You would be sad if u lost him. trust me. Keep him. He mine tho so as a friend :)
by ExtraDemonicPieceOfShit May 4, 2019
Get the Zacharymug. by Bell.B302 July 10, 2022
Get the Zacharymug. This type of kid probably sits in the back of the class doesn't say much and is depressed. If they have their hand in their backpack for too long you might start to get worried.
by xxXNOT.JACKXxx July 4, 2022
Get the Zacharymug. Owing to Zachary Quinto's most famous TV roles and his real life relationship status;
When a dude is either gay or a serial killer or both.
When a dude is either gay or a serial killer or both.
Mnnn, I don't know about him. He's a perfect example of the Zachary Quinto Uncertainty Principle (ZQUP). You won't know for sure until you sleep with him.
by Homosexual Black Female September 17, 2018
Get the The Zachary Quinto Uncertainty Principle (ZQUP)mug. A dumb shit who is good at making friends. He is a nice guy. He will be their when you need him. But he will steal yo bitch when you break up with her, but only after you gave concent for him to. He is OCD and very kind. Zachary is short for God in some alien language and king of all hoes and bitchs in Mars language.
by Yoyo nig September 15, 2020
Get the ZACHARYmug. Zachary Fireguy Nojarro
He's a cool guy and he play Minecraft and Roblox, he has a well YouTube channel called Zyrvi. Overall he's just a good guy and he stays loyal to the ones he trusts.
He's a cool guy and he play Minecraft and Roblox, he has a well YouTube channel called Zyrvi. Overall he's just a good guy and he stays loyal to the ones he trusts.
by Tomokuo April 20, 2021
Get the Zachary Fireguy Nojarromug.