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dog water 

Insult used towards someone when you really can't say anything else
Kid 1 : "Damn i really wanna insult this girl but my mom doesn't let me use the f-word"

Kid 2 : "Just call her dog water man"

Kid 1 : "Ur dog water ur not good at games u probably gay in real life."
dog water by I_Like_Cupcakes January 20, 2021

shark bite out of water 

biteing someone on the shoulder out of water and then uttering the words "shark bite out of water"
commonly used by nazneens
person 1: *standing there*
person 2: *creeps up on person 2 and bites theyre shoulder*
person 1: OUCH!
person 2: shark bite out of water! MWAHAHAHA
person 1: heyyyyyyyyy
person 2: MWHAHAHAHHA >:)
shark bite out of water by E//R//B September 20, 2009

tatty water 

A common name for prebuscent ejaculate, before the testies have begun to preduce sperm.
what do you mean shag her, you're only shooting tatty water!
tatty water by mellowman April 16, 2008

Portuguese Water Board 

A sexual act where a willing partner lies on his or her back with a towel over their face. At this point, their partner will urinate on the towel whilst eating peri-peri chicken wings. Yum yum!!
Sally thought she had the measure of me in the bedroom until I hit her with the old Portuguese Water Board!

white-water

created when a person inserts their dick into a pool drain so the pressure gives them a crazy hard on and makes the semen they blow spread all over the pool
"dammit Felix, your brother just made white-water all over the pool we just cleaned"

ass water 

the terrible coffee offered in hotel rooms, especially once prepared. this coffee tastes especially watered down and resembles ass more so than coffee.
wow, the coffee from this marriot that were staying in for our class trip to boston that tastes like asswater.
ass water by Pam January 1, 2004