A 200 IQ Phrase you can say if you get caught jerking off.
Ex:
KYLES MOM: Kyle what are you doing.
Kyle: Uuhhhh um, Im playing Basketball?
Kyles MOM: Oh ok ok ok ok well than make it wet if you know what i mean.
by Playing Basketball May 13, 2020
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Playing Basketball is an excuse you can say if you get caught jerking off.
Ex:

Kyles Mom: Hey Kyle what are you doing
Kyle: Ahh im playing Basketball

Kyles Mom: Oh ok ok ok ok
by Playing Basketball May 13, 2020
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When you either have magical body positioning that can impress even the greatest legends in your career field or when nobody sees you at work but you fill the blotter with outstanding work ethic that only a model SF Defender could accomplish.
Man it's cold out there. I'm just playing porter tonight.
by Thisoldog March 4, 2015
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When 2 straight guys hold their dinks out, touching tip to tip and take turns rolling their skin / foreskin on an off the tip.
Oh those two lazy bastards, they're too busy "playing convertibles" to get off their asses and come to the BBQ, party, club etc etc

Why don't you two losers stop bothering me and get back to your game of "playing convertibles"
by Not playin convertibles July 29, 2011
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A play house invented by Jesse and the family. Sadly was not improved because some midgets were offended.
Wanna go to Jesses midget play date? Hear he’s the mascot.
by Jacksueylolsi December 16, 2021
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knocking a man named Jackson off a scooter at 20mph
David: "Where were you the night that Jackson fell off of his scooter at 20 mph"
Mark: "I was in my basement really high playing guitar"
by WadedVinos July 17, 2020
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I'll be the horn and she will blow you
Why don't we go in the other room and play automobile so I can be the horn and you can blow me

horn automobile blow
by brobill4848 November 11, 2015
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