plain eggs

boiled eggs (kept in their own formation)

man i could really enjoy some plain eggs right now

by anonymous June 24, 2024

plain eggs

boiled eggs - eggs kept in their original formation

man i could really go for some plain eggs today, Marcos

by anonymous June 24, 2024

Egg

Someone that is white on the outside and yellow on the inside - a white person that acts asian. Interchangeable with “hard-boiled egg”

The pasty nerd with glasses back there is a total egg. He got 100 on the math test.

by Sacrilegious rebel shosty June 29, 2024

Fertilize the egg

When a girl is giving you head and you're about to bust so you smash an egg on her head and bust your load on it. Then she continues to suck your cock as you lather it into her hair.

"Hey girl you wanna fertilize the egg tonight?"

by anonymous June 30, 2024

Egg-maxing

It's when you shave your head and it's rotund.

man 1: did you see, Jace's new hair-do? He's straight Egg-maxing.
man 2: yeah, that shit is rotund.

by milkypai July 2, 2024

egg event

When Tina calls for overtime with a zero percent chance of rain and charges the black employees double for eggs

Oh shit! It’s sunny out, better bother the higher up because we got an egg event on our hands. I hope Euclides is there the light bill is due.

by HackAttack8 July 4, 2024

Scrambled eggs

Redneck abortion but easier.

Tom: You see that guy over there with the big ass dent in the top of his head?
Susan B. Ballin: Yeah, He looks like his mom tried to turn him into Scrambled Eggs

by He really said glass of juice July 17, 2024