As well as Throw Short People Month, many people worldwide celebrate 'Eat short people month'. During the time, it is customary for those with shorter statures, to be nibbled by, and consumed by those of a taller standing. The month is October, so fear us you shorties.
YAY! Its eat short people month, time to eat the short people in our friend group, not that they count as people or friends.
Wait, it's eat short people month, the month in which we commune together to consume the short, October!
Wait, it's eat short people month, the month in which we commune together to consume the short, October!
by Thornebon October 12, 2022
Get the Eat short people month mug.During October, it is widely known that the custom of consuming the short is highly encouraged. Those of a shorter stature are encouraged to be nibbled and devoured by those of us who worked so hard to be taller. It is widely considered taboo to not participate. In certain parts of India and the UK, it is also known for short people to give gifts to each other, and the tall, as well as to consume dirt and ants, so as to participate in the festivity themselves.
Yay, eat short people month, I love October because we can consume those we deem less valuable to society!
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Get the national kick tall people decade mug.During the month of November, people under 5’ 6 may punch tall people in revenge for throw tall people month
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Person under 5’ 6: Well, now its punch tall people month, so I’ll punch you.
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Get the All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own! mug.Unknown individuals who work in collaboration with the North Pole operation. They deliver gifts in non traditional ways. They are no relation to elf's but help the over all process of distributing gifts. Not much other information is available on these people hence their name. They have been known to deliver gift even after christmas up until the new year.
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