facebook mom 

a karen when she goes online

person 1: why are we here? there's not really a sentance with "facebook mom" in it.
person 2: i agree

facebook mom by Pancakez!!X3 June 6, 2022

facebook mom 

69 yrs old karen who always posts minions memes on facebook and she also always smokes drugs

facebook mom: GO OUTSIDE!!!!!!!!1 goes back to posting random shit on her facebook lol

facebook mom by juddily June 30, 2022

Facebook Sports 

Any kind of sport you can watch or play on Facebook.

Facebook Sports always has the best baseball coverage.

Facebook Sports by Quentin Lambert July 19, 2022

Facebook Bonus Program 

A program that a few lucky creators are chosen based on their views. Creators can also get paid for there content in this program.

I hope I can join the Facebook Bonus Program.

Facebook Bonus Program by Quentin Lambert July 19, 2022

Facebook Music 

All music on Facebook.

I heard the new song on Facebook music.

Facebook Music by Quentin Lambert July 19, 2022

Facebook Syphilis

A chronic cognitive impairment that is contracted chiefly by infection during unprotected use of Facebook. As the Facebook core demographic drifts older and to the right: the toxic memes and viral bullshit on your feed will fry your brain like a Sunday walk through Chernobyl.

Like regular Syphilis, those infected should expect to have their brains turn into swiss cheese.

There is no known cure.

My dad will not stop talking about how 5g can communicate with the COVID vaccine. I think he has Facebook Syphilis.

Facebook Syphilis by TheFattestWeaboo July 26, 2022

Facebook Marketing 

you can see this sentence overly used on yungstarbeam's comment section in instagram

yungstarbeam : *posted a cat meowing in agony*

the whole comment section : "facebook marketing"

Facebook Marketing by terry styles November 15, 2022