Jesus Tear

that tear someone(preferably a chick) gets when she’s sucking your dick and goes to deep....

(on chick to another) i went down on him so deep i gag’d n got a jesus tear

by bootsherk March 27, 2018

Jesus

Bitch ass nibba

Jesus: bitch ass nibba
Lil pump: no u
Jesus: *dies*

by Zet133 March 23, 2018

Jesus Cruz

1. Is a millionaire

2. Married to Virginia Lopez

3.Works at a company
4. Landscape at the sunrise landscaping

Jesus Cruz your the best.

by ...12...... May 21, 2018

Jesus

Homo walking hairy pig.
Likes ducks and is covered in pimples

The pig eats jesus is the same as saying jesus eats the jesus or jesus eats the pig or the pig eats the pig. All same meaning m8

by Showi April 19, 2018

bubba jesus

A racist pig who defines Cuahtemoc as a Mexican who can do his lawn and does shoddy work on a boat in MD.

Bubba Jesus is a racist pig.

by Love Creates December 22, 2017

jesus melnchor

A stupid dick sucker.bit loves a girl named a familia most of the time.and has a lot of friend,he is very kind,and is cute/fine

Jesus melnchor can suck your dick you.
K I'll ask him

by It yo girl... December 31, 2017

Southern Jesus tug

When someone (usually from a southern state) is to poor to afford an abortion, so they take a cross and brutally beat the woman’s stomach in the name of the lord until nothing but gork comes out.

Me and sally couldn’t get our baby aborted by professionals, so we had billy do a southern Jesus tug.

by I have a PhD in words January 2, 2018