telekipenis

A hands-free wank caused by the power of the user's mind, the higher the IQ the more intense and powerful the ejaculation.

Reuben lost No Nut November last year, he bust a fat telekipenis; I heard it was earth-shattering though so he must be a real genius.

by Just An _observer> November 6, 2020

tellarite

Pig people from a planet called Tellar. One of the four founding member species of the United Federation of Planets.

T’Pol: It’s a Tellarite vessel, approximately 6,000 kilometres off the starboard bow.
Jonathan Archer: Hale them.

by British_Trekkie2004 November 11, 2020

Teleputhy

When you and a friend always get your period at the same time. This can also apply to a whole friend group on their period. It's like telepathy but with your ovaries and pussy.

me: fucckkkk i got my period today
friend: oh my god literally same-
friend 2: OMG I GOT IT LIKE AN HOUR AGO...
me: our vaginas are in sync. literally teleputhy.

by Use this word pls - Loolz November 13, 2020

Telepathetic

Someone who's being extremely unpleasant on telephone.

John : Hey please call me later, i dont feel like talking to you anymore

Meredith : Dude can you for once, stop being telepathetic.

by Shihabrk November 20, 2020

telhoepathizing

you telhoepathize when you and your best friend say the same thing at the same time without context , causing you to believe you are the same person. telhoepathy is the art of unprompted communication.

omg I am telhoepathizing with Jenna today , wanna see our chats ?

by hyunchan supremacy November 24, 2020

telephomey

The use of telephones for work purposes while based at home.

I now provide customer support as part of the telephomey team

by Pw19881 November 25, 2020

Telephomey

The use of telephones for work purposes while based at home.

I now provide customer support as part of the telephomey team

by Pw19881 November 25, 2020