shit raft

A wad of toilet paper placed in the toilet BEFORE taking a shit, so that your shit won't splash toilet water onto your ass or crotch.

I always build a shit raft before taking a dump.

by Kelly Shitrafter March 2, 2009

Shit Tray

This spin on the old classic is only done when the poor bastards have left their home. You first take a large brown paper grocery bag and cut out one big rectangle from one of the sides. You then take some moist shit and spread it over the whole tray you have formed. Next you slide the tray underneath the person's front door. The large surface area of steaming dung will not only make the entire house smell like shit, but they will then step on it as they walk in and leave shitty footprints and have to clean their shitty shoes.

"I shit tray'd the shit out of Buck's house last night, such a classic move."

by ha8o8le December 16, 2008

Jizzle Shits

When semen combines with feces that causes massive diarhea.

You know, like when your boyfriend blows a load in you and you wake up the next morning with the worst case of the Jizzle Shits.. Jizz + Turds= Jizzle Shits

by hlhlhl October 27, 2008

Crack Shit

Crack Shit - The explosive diarrhea caused by smoking crack. Most often found squirted on the wall in an alley behind a dumpster.

-I saw this guy taking a crack shit in the alley again.

-Fuck man, that shit sprays everywhere.

by Arnold Pettibone November 8, 2013

Shit chillin

When you have nothing to do, usually at work, so you go and sit on the toilet and play on your phone.

Someone texts you: what up doe

You respond on the toilet at work: shit chillin

by Keep Hill Billy May 26, 2015

hanging shit

The act of feeding someone shit relentlessly.

Don't you ever get tired of hanging shit on Scomo?

No, I can't stand that dickhead, he's such a total fuckwit.
He can eat shit.

by 29gts11 January 22, 2020

shit say

A recent YouTube phenomenon where individuals don various outfits, drag, and/or other accessories in various scenarios with dialogue to make impressions of, and to poke fun at various group stereotypes. Scenarios are usually played out by members of that particular group, and the stereotypes are sometimes scarily accurate. Often disseminated via facebook (to friends who begrudgingly watch them.)

troll: hmm..."Sh*t trolls say"...
YouTube: "Thatz wat she sed!!"
troll: OMG, that was sooo funny!!

YouTube user: Stop with all the dang "shit say" videos. I'm waisting my life away.

by blrdavon January 26, 2012