shit raft

A wad of toilet paper placed in the toilet BEFORE taking a shit, so that your shit won't splash toilet water onto your ass or crotch.

I always build a shit raft before taking a dump.

by Kelly Shitrafter March 2, 2009

hanging shit

The act of feeding someone shit relentlessly.

Don't you ever get tired of hanging shit on Scomo?

No, I can't stand that dickhead, he's such a total fuckwit.
He can eat shit.

by 29gts11 January 22, 2020

Shit chillin

When you have nothing to do, usually at work, so you go and sit on the toilet and play on your phone.

Someone texts you: what up doe

You respond on the toilet at work: shit chillin

by Keep Hill Billy May 26, 2015

Shit Vomit

The rare timing of when poison leaves your body from both orfaces. Extra points for doing it at the same time.

Shit Vomit; Shit after vomiting or vomiting after shitting. It doesnt count if at anytime you leave the bathroom.

by Jebony March 6, 2010

Flamin Shits

When you ate somethin really hot and when you proceed to deficate it burns your rectum.

That food gave me the flamin shits, i tried to wet the toilet paper to put out the fire.

by Pompous Smurf July 26, 2006

Kid Shit

When someone (usually someone immature, selfish, with lack of care for anything or anyone; see selfish) is on a level on playing "games" instead of acting their own age or being a realistic person towards others. Also; when someone insists on being the moocher, tag-along, comment making and no backbone to fall on, young-minded, and childish person in a group or relationship. To cure? Grow up.

I'm trying to make something of my life, so why are you still on that kid shit

by TheLastLinkStanding July 16, 2011

shit say

A recent YouTube phenomenon where individuals don various outfits, drag, and/or other accessories in various scenarios with dialogue to make impressions of, and to poke fun at various group stereotypes. Scenarios are usually played out by members of that particular group, and the stereotypes are sometimes scarily accurate. Often disseminated via facebook (to friends who begrudgingly watch them.)

troll: hmm..."Sh*t trolls say"...
YouTube: "Thatz wat she sed!!"
troll: OMG, that was sooo funny!!

YouTube user: Stop with all the dang "shit say" videos. I'm waisting my life away.

by blrdavon January 26, 2012