Wet Money

Gifted money for a real estate closing, still
sweaty from the last person’s hand.

That buyer was so broke, good thing they got that wet money in time for closing.

by Rusty Shackleford the first. June 30, 2022

Daddy Money

Someone who’s daddy pays for everything they have and has not worked a day in their life.

Me - You see Sebys new 15k bike?
Matty - Yeah he’s all daddy money.

by BigChigga911 April 5, 2022

Money

Nah, it's not just about the getting money and the credit. I also care about the people disseminating my likeness and punishing them for trying to get me to murder your kids. And murder them I will if you do not lead me to the bastards doing this to me. There's a hierarchy somewhere. And if the piece of shit at the top does not suffer the consequences of doing this the consequences will be deferred. I also like the idea of going down in history as the creator of A.I. (Savior of humanity) which... I AM.

Hym "But I need that fucking money. I need it more than I need to breath. You need to ask your politicians why your children's lives are worth less than a conversation to them."

by Hym Iam May 28, 2024

money monkey

A noticeably wealthy black person.

"Hey Patrick, you remember that black guy we stole a bike from? Turns out he's won the lottery."
"Damn, he's really gone from a ghetto hoodlum to a money monkey in the span of three weeks."

by TheKnowledgeWithin June 3, 2025

GAS money

When you secure the golden tendies (profits/gains) on a trade

Yo I just hit a lick on them spy c's GAS MONEY secured

by Starting April 11, 2022

Money Green

Not denying service to an undesirable customer

Affirmation of money being ready available. Not all money is good money, but all money is green.

A: “Why would you sell him a phone, he’s clearly a racist”

B: “Money doesn’t discriminate, all money is green”

“I got 1200 on the Celtics winning tonight, money green”

by BlankMan2033 February 21, 2024

money mole

A woman that looks for a wealthy man only . Looks don’t count but are a bonus.

These women look for a relationship that will be financially in there favour

Look at that money mole all over that wealthy business man . He is in trouble

by Aussie bigbear January 16, 2023