deez nutting

the verb for making a deez nuts joke

can be used to express

deez nutted - past tense

"i keep deez nutting her and she falls for it everytime!"
"i got deez nutted around 20 times today."
"stop deez nutting me!"

by fartslayer33 June 29, 2021

Deez Nuts

When Your Friend asks you deez, say deez nuts, i sort of type of meme used to identify male's genitals lmao idk why but nvm.

If you didnt knew
Ben: Say Deez
Arnold: Deez..
Ben: DEEZ NUTS HA

Now you know so
Ben: Say Deez
Arnold : DEEZ NUTS SUCKER

by Ligondeez June 29, 2021

Chin nuts

When your bro makes an statement or observation that is very obvious, you respond with; Chin Nuts!!
This is due to the fact that if your nuts are on her chin, your dick is in her mouth.

Bro, did you get that text from Rob?
Yeah Bro, he’s one perverted dude!
Chin nuts!!

by Meat Pony July 2, 2021

nut snorkeler

When someone dives into a plate of nuts, whether come or the common-allergy food, wearing snorkling gear. With the top of the breathing tube, you inhale strongly, dragging in the desired snorkle content.

Person 1: "Bro, Cass just did a nut snorkeler! It got everywhere! I'm gonna try ma nuts next!"
Person 2: "Holy moly! Did you take any pictures?"
Person 1: "I got every angle, brother."

by mario saves lives August 8, 2022

deez nuts

A meme/joke to pull on your friends which consistists of someone doing an action with your balls.

Person 1: Btw, what's your favourite pokemon? Mines is Gulpin.
Person 2: Gulpin?
Person 1: Gulpin deez nuts!

by for40+yroldstrynalearninternet August 8, 2022

deez nuts

deez nuts is basically just talking about someones nuts, and oftens talks about them in your mom.

Kole: what are you doing right now ?

Jason: deez nuts.

by Charles Boba October 31, 2022

Universal Nut

When you nut so hard you see stars exploding and galaxies form.

Mike gettin head from Jessica
Mike: I'm about to nut
Jessica: Unintelligible
Mike: *lets out an animalistic noise that sounds faintly human and nuts so hard he can see the big bang*
Guess you could say he had a universal nut

by RickGrime$ November 8, 2022