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Ryan Webb

A Trump-loving troll with a giant, toe-shaped head that smells of desperation and maggots.
If you were the most useless of County Councilors, you'd be a Ryan Webb.
by Andrew Popp July 28, 2023
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Ryan is a bitch ass nigga who doesn't like to leave his house without his weed and has a silly honda
Ryan your a bitch ass hoe
Nah g I'ma just smoke
by Ryan u whore August 7, 2023
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a unisex name of a quiet, caring individual whom keeps their opinion open yet respectful. they also show independence.
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girl 1: who's that guy/girl running for president
girl 2: thats ryan
by Tufts University America August 9, 2023
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RHINO (RYAN)

A fun cool guy that all the women want
So hot and cool he is definitely a Rhino (Ryan)
by Lisaanne August 13, 2023
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To people he is a nice and friendly boy but turns out to be gay
My friend name is Ryan
by shlopgock November 22, 2021
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A guy that will randomly appear in your life.Ex-vice captain of St.Patricks and one rung below the glorious Mr.Muhammed Shaikh.Known bitchboy,criminal and vigilante last see posing in front of a butterfly mural.
ayo look over there its Ryan lets walk away
by arbnb November 22, 2021
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Ryan is the name given to those who are destined for greatness. They are usually loved by many, usually due to either their looks or kindness (or both). If a Ryan decides to put you into his social circle, rest assured he will give you lots of love, and if a Ryan decides to make you his romantic partner, rest assured that you'll remain very satisfied.

Because of their good looks, and because many people are not attractive enough to pull a Ryan, Ryans are sometimes given a bad reputation. Ryans have a tendency of attracting both women and men, whether they choose to acknowledge this or not is dependent upon other Ryan-factors. Ryans also tend to have an interest in art - and all things beautiful - and will not settle with surrounding themselves with mediocrity.

The current theory behind the loyalty of Ryans, is that Ryans were Golden Retrievers at some point in their past lives... this remains debated.

Ryans are loyal, talented, intelligent, kind, and charming. If you find a Ryan that gives you attention, do whatever you can to keep them around.
"God... that guy Ryan was a douche. Every Ryan I've ever dated has been an asshole."
"Tom... he just wanted you for sex. You can't blame him, a Ryan would never settle for a 5."
by jcmakesmusic November 22, 2021
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