Pussy hair

Pussy hair

You have too much pussy hair I’m breaking up w you

by Pussy hair lover 69 March 12, 2022

The Norwegian Nose-hair trimmer

This is when a man lathers his big, meaty, schlong, which super glue, and right before it hardens, he shoves it into someone's nose and rips out their nose hair when it hardens

"went to the barber last weekend to get my beard trimmed, and the Barber gave me the Norwegian Nose-Hair Trimmer, and now my face feels smoother than a babies's butt!"

by JamesPage September 2, 2025

hair of the jog

Sweating out a hangover by cardiovascular activity. Can be forced through organized sports, or can be casual such as being the smelly guy on the elliptical.

Last night I downed too much tequila; but I'll rise and grind so I can start all over again and drafternoon. Hair of the jog.

by parkca01 October 4, 2013

Hair in the cream.

When there’s hair in the cream.

I love hair in the cream.

by Hairinthecream October 8, 2020

kent hair

Slightly tighter tolerances than the standard ch or rch measurements

Slide that to the left one half a kent hair please.

by Uper November 5, 2021

Downs hair

Hair that tends to stand up on the sides of the head. People with down syndrome usual have this type of hair

Co-worker: yo bud, I noticed your hair always stands up on the sides. You got downs hair.

by local wood plant April 6, 2024

Broccoli haired

An inbred teenager that hasn’t heard of a barber. Tall, long, messy, feminine looking curly looking girl hair rested upon their uneducated head.

Generally accompanied by a squatted truck driver, whose father is also their uncle.

Damn, the broccoli haired dipshits are at it again!

by Miles the great February 19, 2024