Rhino cock

a guy with an exceptionally huge cock, so big it hurts just to look at.

Erica: how did it go with that guy last night?
Amber: NOTHING! he had the hugest rhino cock!

by EricaMeggan February 15, 2009

Cock in a Frock

A dude that likes to wear items of female clothing like dresses,frocks,evening gowns..as well as lingerie,and the high killer heels as well to go with his most feminine attire.Most likely frequents transvestite haunts...that are primarily attended by gender benders.

Check that dude out at the end of the bar dressed as a bitch,I'm positive he's got a 'Cock in a Frock' the fag.

by jamiemoo June 4, 2012

cock barnicle

The open sores on the penis. Used as a derogatory reference.

You bloody fucking cock barnicle.

by Ganga July 3, 2005

Cactus Cock

Cactus Cock, or Cactoid Dong Disorder(CDD), is no joke and should be taken seriously by all. If you have developed a case of Desert Dick, and proceed to masturbate (beat the hell out of your dong) you will be hit with a case of Cactus Cock. Signs include, but are not limited to: Yellow penis and dick head, menstrual like discharge from the urethra on a weekly basis, an odor more powerful than swass or swalls, and dry mouth...
There is no known cure for the Cactoid Dong Disorder.

Guy 1: "Aw man! can you smell that? It smells like someone puked in a sweaty ass and then fucked it!"
Guy 2: "Hey! come on man, have some sympathy, I've got Cactus Cock and now my dick smells like shit!"

by Dismal Pole69 August 26, 2009

cock licking

Sexual variation of cocksucking in where the cock is licked to orgasm. Usually carried out in the following manner when performing oral sex on the male: That the cock(head, shaft and even testicles) is licked by the tongue of the person performing the oral sex act. At no time is the cock actually taken into the mouth. Licking of the cock continues until the subject has an orgasm.

Janet is a cock licking bitch; she has never sucked a cock.

I'll give you the best cock licking you have ever had.

by Renown February 25, 2008

cock sponge

A stank ass female that seems like a good idea to fuck when ur drunk.

"I'd love to stick my man pole in that little cock sponge at the end of the bar !"

by troy October 21, 2004

cock slap

To slap someone with your cock(penis). Usually performed in the face, with a left to right motion.

After jizzin in her face I cocked slapped her so she undertands who's the boss.
Every man should cock slap the wife when its necessary(everyday).

by Johnnay June 1, 2003