sex me

To ask for sex in a respectful way.

Would usually use this term towards a well respected "pimp". The pimp can offer lots of sex.

David Liang gets all the girls. Sex me, David.

See pimp

sex me by Dobin. October 19, 2009

Sex Fairy 

A magical being, of which there are thousands. They fly around and use their powers to make unlikely sex situations happen. It's up for debate as to whether or not these creatures work for the greater good. For example, sex faries will have made it possible for the school geek to sleep with the school stud. Excellent for the reputation of the geek, but total social disaster for the stud.

Sex faries work better in situations where copious alcohol is applied to all parties, or when a high degree of lust renders the targets unable to function correctly. (Sex faries can be prayed to if desperate, and are more likely to exist than God)

-"Hey Steve, I hear you slept with Tina. What possessed you?"
-"There must have been some bloody sex faries in the air. I will never live this down"

-"Oh Magical Sex Fairy, please please PLEASE let me have one night with Danny, and I'll never ask for anything again, I swear!"

Sex Fairy by MagickDio February 24, 2010

Sex wad 

When ur come hardens on a chicks face

dude joe that chick still has a sex wad on her face. didn't you tell her to wash her face after.

Sex wad by Dakin December 16, 2007

Sex Spot 

A certain place where you touch a person that turns them on/causes an orgasm.

Mikayla: *UHHHN*
Erin: Whoa?
Mikayla: Don't touch my neck, it's a sex spot.

Sex Spot by Sparki16755 October 8, 2008

sex isle 

I believe you are actually looking for the word SEXILE. This mistake usually occurs when you hear the term from someone else and you interpret it as sex isle or sex aisle. An honest mistake in other words.

muggle-- What is a sex isle?
pwner-- You mean to say sexile, you n00b

sex isle by Changmichaelz August 21, 2011

Sex Maverick 

A person who dosn't follow the normal process of sex and goes by his own rules and regulations, and usually acts like a crazed sex monster either in the bedroom or the vast urine smelling vicinity of the disabled toilets within a nursing home.

Frodo - "Cor blimey! Gandalf acted like a real sex maverick last night"
Batman - "Really! i bet he filled your hole to the brim, the way he uses that stick of his, it makes me wonder how it didnt hurt you"

Sex Maverick by All Hail Sir Psycho Sexy September 22, 2010

Sex Swagger 

This occurs when a housemate or sibling (normally a male) has just had sex that you have probably overheard, and he does the "Sex Swagger" outside your room and down the hall to the bathroom. By the way he swaggers slightly you can hear his smugness and self-congratulations echo in his footsteps, as well as a possible stagger due to the darkness of the hallway.

I was just dropping off to sleep last night when I heard Dylan and his girlfriend going at it, and of course soon after Dyl doing the sex swagger. What a git.

DUDE! Stop the sex swagger and shut the fuck up!!

Sex Swagger by MeanieDriver January 25, 2011