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Dead fishing

When a guy is jerking/playing with his dick and is totally soft/limp and attempting to get it up but can't due to drugs, alcohol, etc.
John was so horny after the bar lost night, he was dead fishing for hours.
by Ant1lock July 31, 2025
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Dead down

When a bull being fake as shit
“This young ho dead down, she fake as shit
by Acemcshlaghg June 10, 2018
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Respecting Dead People

I'm alive and I'm not getting any respect. And I literally created A.I. and am the ulta-man. Ultraman!
Hym "Yeah, no. Why would a guy you don't respect waste his time respecting dead people so that YOU... Feel better about dead people? Why would a guy you don't give a shit about give a shit about your kids? So, you either have to respect MY arbitrary values... Or I don't have to respect yours... So... Give me my fucking money... I will demonstrate exactly how little I care about this place."
by Hym Iam July 16, 2024
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Dead

Dead.

wow why do i make this.

XD

(Dead)

useless
#dead #XD #useless
by HahaLemonXD October 20, 2018
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Dead head

Giving a deceased man the sloppiest head of his life as a sign of respect
Yo I asked my girl if she would give me “dead head” and she said yes
by Jim_sk!nFlute January 29, 2025
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Dead-set turkey

Someone who acts like an idiot for laughs, all of the time, and will most likely never mature, but is otherwise harmless to fellow humans.
That mate of mine Pete throws his dog's shit straight over the neighbour's fence and into their pool, he's a dead-set turkey, honestly.
by Stool_pidgun October 16, 2023
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