by YEGG March 29, 2009
Get the Mrs. Williams mug.a term used to describe a male who presents stellar wit and persona but is ugly, fat, or in general - undesirable for sex. They usually end up in the "friend zone."
The origin is a song called "Mr. Personality" by 20 Fingers. A pseudo one-hit wonder.
CHORUS:
they call you mr personality because you're so ugly
they call you mr personality because you're so ugly
you're so ugly
mr personality, you're so ugly
mr personality, you're so ugly
mr personality, you're so ugly
when i look at you i go outta my mind,
its like im lookin at someones behind.
you make the children scream and babys cry,
with your crusty teeth and your bloodshot eyes.
you're so ugly, your dad hadda tie a porkchop around your neck just to get the dog to play witcha
ooh thats ugly.
CHORUS:
they call you mr personality because you're so ugly
they call you mr personality because you're so ugly
you're so ugly
mr personality, you're so ugly
mr personality, you're so ugly
mr personality, you're so ugly
when i look at you i go outta my mind,
its like im lookin at someones behind.
you make the children scream and babys cry,
with your crusty teeth and your bloodshot eyes.
you're so ugly, your dad hadda tie a porkchop around your neck just to get the dog to play witcha
ooh thats ugly.
by Drew Down February 27, 2008
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by Bukator November 5, 2009
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mr. potato to a random girl: "do you like anal sex?"
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by sampras40 November 29, 2010
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