Banana Cream Pancakes 

The act of delivering a cream pie into whichever orifice, and afterwards— urinating inside of said orifice.

Totally dealt a day banana cream pancakes into my girl last night bro.

Banana Cream Pancakes by TheFatCrayon October 12, 2023

Ice cream sandwich 

When you lift the mattress and defecate on the box spring below then replace the mattress on top.

I was so mad at my roommate that I left him an ice cream sandwich after Thanksgiving dinner.

Ice cream sandwich by Zombieking72 October 15, 2023

Ice cream maker 

Act of using an enema to cause soft serve shat in the bathroom when constipated.

I had to use the ole Ice Cream maker after eating that Tomahawk steak!

Ice cream maker by 42goingon12 October 15, 2023

ice cream maker 

An enema to cause soft serve shat when constipated.

I had to use the ole ice cream maker after eating that tomahawk steak last night!

ice cream maker by 42goingon12 October 15, 2023

Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich 

When an obese woman’s fupa rubs against her legs, and the friction makes cream cream cheese, and then the man puts it between 2 crackers and makes her eat it.

How did that nasty woman get pregnant? She ate plenty of Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich’s.

Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich by Things wrong about Ohio October 29, 2023

Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich 

When an obese woman’s fupa rubs against her legs, and the friction makes cream cream cheese, and then the man puts it between 2 crackers and makes her eat it.

How did that nasty woman get pregnant? She ate plenty of Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich’s.

Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich by Things wrong about Ohio October 29, 2023

Split cream donut 

Fucking a mutilated thigh gap of a pasty complexioned young woman till a frothy mixture of man-cream and raspberry red blood fills the tunnel produced in the doughy flesh.

"Karen was such a basic yoga bitch of a white girl, I just had to hate fuck her."

"Did you give her a split cream donut?"

"You know it!"

Split cream donut by Vari the Vampire November 7, 2023