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Thursday all american

A weak athlete who acts like a football superstar during Thursday's helmet and shorts or game jersey walkthrough even though they never get in the game.

Someone who claims to be better at something than they are.
Kevin practices harder in the helmet and shorts practice than any other day because the pussy doesn't like to hit. What a Thursday All American.

“The young slender defense back, on that cool Autumn Thursday afternoon, with perfect form, burst into the air with a flair of quickness not seen by the other junior varsity scout team defenders. The vibrant defender, with his foam filled blocking arm pad glistening in the cool air against his sparkling helmet and matching shorts, tips the lofted fade route pass intended for the speedy all county varsity flanker. The flanker yells to the young sophomore, “You @##$%^$#%#$% #$#%^#$ Thursday All-American!” “What the @#$% are you doing?”

He said he knew java, but couldn't even define a string - what a Thursday All American.
by JackFreedom May 12, 2010
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Win all the beans

Winning albeit something trivial. Reminiscent of the late '80's and early '90's game Don't spill the beans. Or the Jellybean in a jar guessing game. To win all the beans is the equivalent of a pat on the back, winning student of the month in 4th grade and other such victories.
" I told you my dessert would be the best at the potluck!"
"Yup, you win all the beans"
by BORNOPTIMIST December 18, 2013
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arched all the way back

What a girl does show off her butt if she has one, and be or try to be sexy. Typically girls with no ass do this as well to have some butt
Jessica has a flat ass so she arched all the way back when she saw hot guys.
by wowcanunot March 9, 2014
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Go All Nixon

To be in a constant state of readiness to stealth record audio, video or film anything for the purpose of self defense. We don't distinguish between paranoia and genuine threat.
Amelia Went All Nixon with her Galaxy last time she witnessed the bullying at school.
Good thing bystanders Went All Nixon at the Baltimore riots.
Your best defense against police brutality is a friend who's ready to Go All Nixon for you with their cell.
Ever since my Store Team Leader put me on suspension for having too many insulin reactions I've Gone All Nixon withe this iPhone.
by the Momur April 30, 2015
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y'all'd'ven't

The contraction of "you all would have not". Most commonly said by Southerns and memers alike.
Y'all'd'ven't done that if ya knew I'd find y'all.
by Metaman39 March 20, 2017
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lay all yo shit bare

Tell people everything you said in the past
If you don't shut up I'ma lay all yo shit bare
by Akeya Gamble November 12, 2017
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Going all jolli

Describes the state of mine when someone isn't thinking about the consequences but rather just acting out.
They're going all jolli and it ends up with a very bad outcome.
Did you hear about the the car thief? He was going all jolli and ran over 10 people before crashing.
by Wear_Underpants February 14, 2018
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