septemeber 22

Bad bitches and cat lovers are born on this day.

Girl: did yall know shes born on septemeber 22?

Girl 2: yeah shes a bad obsessed cat lover

by VicVistoner August 1, 2022

september 4th

the day the most important people of the world was born. Beyoncé & Hassan.

guy: man beyoncé is very important

girl: she was born september 4th so yeah

by wockyyy August 2, 2022

September 11

The day the finest girl ever that I can’t have was born 🙈

Yo, guess who’s birthday it is.
Wait, is it that finest girl in chemistry?
Yessir

No way it’s September 11

by justsomesecretguy August 2, 2022

September 11th

This day is mostly known for hot cross bun day. But yet people talk about the twin towers like no one cares, those towers got hit by like a plane or something. Remember, when it’s September 11th, just remember to remind people of hot cross bun day.

Random: September 11th is a day to remember

Me: yeah, it hot cross bun day

Random: bro what? It’s the day that the World Trade Center got hit

Me: What do yo mean? Its hot cross bun day. Who cares about some planes going into buildings?

Random: bro don’t talk to me

Me: ok. Happy hot cross bun day

by Epicgamer33 August 8, 2022

september 12,2006

real niggas birthday

real niggas born on september 12,2006

by johnny234567 August 22, 2022

Septum

It's a part of the nose innit

David - "Wtf is a septum bro, my mans wants to pierce it"
Carlos - "I dunno mate"
Casandra - "Its a part of the nose innit"
David + Carlos - "Ohhh Yeahhh"

by Cascardav June 27, 2022

sephelis stamp

The mark of the beast. When you get mushroom stamped by a dick with sephelis and you get it on your face aka facehelis

Did you see that fucking bitch tryna talk to me with that goddamn sephelis stamp of her fucking forehead

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 7, 2022