Henry’s penis

An average penis bigger then yours.

Oof look at Henry’s penis.

by Ifuckinhatemylife January 29, 2020

penis shotgun

You cock the penis like a pump action shotgun then your partner grasps your balls firmly. You then plug half the urethra with your thumb like a garden hose to make your ejaculate spray like a fine mist.

Yo, I gave my ho a penis shotgun to the face last night. Yabadoish

by Dirty Titty April 23, 2014

Penis Pickler

Your mom's vagina.

Your mom's vagina is so acidic, its a penis pickler.
Such as the vagina of a hooker is a penis pickler.
Dude did you wash your penis she is so a penis pickler.

by WoahThereBuddy1234 May 25, 2010

John's penis

Toooooo small to make girls happiest only boys

John's penis is too small to coom

by Cummingtonite January 11, 2022

donkey penis

Eddie Murphy
Will scream in your ear

Will scream donkey penis in your ear

by Maroon Curdle March 11, 2018

Donkey Penis

The penis of a Donkey.

Wow that Donkey Penis was huge.

by Dixie's finest May 23, 2018

Penis Genius

A Penis Genius is often (but not limited to) a girl who can do fantastic, funky things with a penis, resulting in pleasure that's off the chart. It is popular opinion that a Penis Genius must be a slut. Incorrect. A Penis Genius is more often than not a girl who is very conscious of her actions, the sort of "only doing things when i love him" kind of girl. The sort of girl who you must make your girlfriend before she reveals herself as a Penis Genius.
Note: A Penis Genius can also come in the form of a homosexual male.

Dude 1: "Hey dude! Your new Girlfriend seems nice, haven't seen her at many parties though, how is she?"
Dude 2: "Absolute Penis Genius!"

Dude: "Nice new boyfriend man."
Gay Dude: "Gosh he is just super. Fabulous with my penis. Total Penis Genius"

by Squirtle&Charmander September 10, 2011